Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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TOUCHY FILI
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Irritable TrOJan Syndrome: Fili Moala gets arrested for obstructing Justice, by refusing to do The Routine, and Heel for Police This time, it’s really him. It looks like some small-time crook is the Miss Cleo of Perps. Last year after getting arrested on a drunk and disorderly or some other crime, some…
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GET YOUR MATA RUNNING
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Before Bruins Head Out on the Highway, Looking for Adventure or whatever comes their way, they give Mata-Real a send-off worthy of the Matador who definitely proved to be Bruin Material The Pride of Southgate said he wouldn’t cry. Then after the fact, he said that he didn’t cry. Well, maybe…
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SHIPP OVERBOARD!!
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Glass-bottom Shipp-shot sinks the Navy & Gold for UCLA’s second straight titanic comeback, 81-80 Just when you think it’s safe to go back in the water, you see two icebergs. But then you beat the Lopez Twins, and relax for Cal. But the Pac-10’s leading scorer – with ice in…
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GETTING DOWN TO THE HEART OF THE MATA: THIS BRUIN SHOULD GET THE BEST OF YOUR LOVE
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It’s the End of the Innocence for Senior Mata-Real, and no one has played more like a Desperado than Lorenzo, refusing to Take It Easy, and soaring like an Eagle to two Final Fours while living Life in the Fast Lane Today is Seniors Day at Pauley Pavilion, so Lorenzo Mata-Real will be…
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TREE-CHOPPERS’ SHOW-STOPPER IS PROPER THREE-CORK POPPER: UCLA’S NEVER-SURRENDER TRIUMPH PUTS STANFORD IN THE PAC-10 BITCH SEAT
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Bruin fans are spared having to rev up for sc, as UCLA hogs 3rd straight Pac-10 Title with 77-67 come-from-behind-late Overtime victory Now you don’t have to worry about rooting for usc to beat Stanford in order to give the Bruins the Conference Title. UCLA took care of that on Thursday night,…
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LOVE’S WILL FINDS A WAY: KEVIN LOVE MAKES IT “SEVEN-LOVE” OVER DIS-ADVANTAGED U OF A
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KLove is smashing as Bruins gut out ‘Cats 68-66 in back-and-forth match, netting UCLA its 7th straight win over Arizona, who is no longer “The Standard” to whom Tim Floyd aspired On a day where Kobe goes for 52, AND, Jason Kidd’s choke allows the Lakers to beat Mark Cuban’s Dallas Mavericks in Overtime, AND, the Bruins…
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HARDEN-ED CRIMINALS
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ASU’s James Harden locks down the trOJans, who go stir crazy and can’t escape the hole they dig, even with play so dirty they could have used the soap (but probably would have dropped it) Finally: An Officiating Crew that isn’t intimidated by Tim Floyd and his band of thugs.…
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THE BUSH ULTIMATUM: Reggie tries to save his Trophy (and his Rep) by Blackballing the NCAA and YOU, but could get penal-ized for Illegal Motion Control
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No Country For Sold Men: No-Show Bush could have used a Seat-Filler in Court for his Atonement, as he knows as well as Ju-no, when he Rats out sc, There Will Be Blood Reggie Bush: The Man Who Knew Too Much? What we have here… is a failure… to communicate.…
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O COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
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HOORAY FOR MOLLIE-WOOD! — Hollywood’s Elite give Coen Brothers multiple Big O’s; Mollie-wood’s Elite give Bruin Brothers multiple Big “Whoa’s” in bang-up pre-game rituals that make the Basketball games almost anticlimactic (and we aren’t faking) Easy, basketball purists, we said “almost.” But if anything could ever steal the thunder of…
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PREMATURELY-PEKING DUCKS
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Oregon blows second straight Second Half double-digit lead, as Bruins turn up the heat just in time to cook the Ducks, 75-65 The Oregon Ducks sure look great… in stretches. On Thursday night, they were in the process of dismantling usc – going up 40-25 – before crumbling to defeat. …
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ILLEGAL EAGLE FLIES TOO HIGH
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Pattie Rolls a Fattie: Philadelphia Eagle ex-trojan Mike “Potterson” and his doobie Brother get busted, for resisting arrest but not resisting temptation of a bonghit in a disabled vehicle on the side of the road at 6am THE EAGLE HAS LANDED… on the trOJan Blotter. Philadelphia Eagle Defensive Tackle and former…
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NO MAGIC CARPET RIDE FOR BEAVERS
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After STEPPEN out to an early lead, Bruins WOLF down Born-to-be-Mild Beavers, who can’t Ward off Wand-Wielding Westbrook’s Wicked Wizardry, 84-49 Thanks to KAY-Love and the UCLA Starting Guards, the Bruins got their Mata running on Thursday night, and the result was heavy metal thunder for stil-winless-in-the-Pac-10 Oregon State. The…