Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos

  • THE LAMBORGHINI’S OF LIMBER GENIES

    Get your motor running:  The nimble and sporty models who have the power to grant your wildest wishes, stretch it to the Redline Wouldn’t you just love to bottle them up and keep them forever?  Well, you can’t get the genies back in their bottles, but maybe Mollie and the Judges can. …

  • Mollie’s Follies

    If you got your jollies from Pauley’s Dollies, hold your lollies:  The Final Roster won’t be announced until April 30th (at 5pm!) Good Golly, Miss Mollie — The suspense is going to kill us.  And if WE, as outside observers, are on pins and needles, imagine what the Girls are…

  • AWE-DISHIN’

    UCLA Spirit Squad Try-outs:  An awesome display of talent, beauty, and grace that asks the Judges to do the impossible.  1777 photos. No, that’s not a typo.  That’s One thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven photos.  That’s what it took — in 5 hours — to TRY to capture some of the elegance and…

  • ET TU, MOUTE?

    Brutal week:  The Decline of the Bruin Empire continues, as even Mbah a Moute — who’d be more comfortable a-roamin’ in Togo than in a Roman toga — says he’ll take a stab at the NBA, but doesn’t hire an agent either, so these may not be his famous last…

  • BYE BYE LOVE, BYE BYE COLLISON?

    Hello emptiness:  Time is now Four Freshman to unVail decision about the Temptations, with his “Four Tops,” Everly-Righteous Lettermen Brothers listening, including Darren. If the Four Freshman were still “all the rage,” Kevin Love would be staying at UCLA, because they didn’t leave early back in the Golden Age of Radio.  But since this is the…

  • THE GIFT HORSE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

    After 3 days of Swimming in Bikini Cheerleader pics from the Traveler U. fundraiser, the “swell” still hasn’t run dry Luckily, no ex-trojan Football player has been arrested lately, and there is still no new news on Bushgate.  Therefore, we can continue to keep the majority of our venom to ourselves, while…

  • “ARE YOU TRYING TO REDUCE ME, MR. ROBINSON?”

    That’s what The Graduate from UCLA heard from Baseball’s Color Barrier 61 years ago today, and the Sport is Dustin’ off the memories (which should last longer than Plastics) with today’s “Jackie Robinson Day” (celebrating a trend that even trojans wouldn’t Buck)  Some things transcend the Hatred of The Rivalry. …

  • TEST-TUBE BABES

    Getting in touch with your Inner(tube) Child:  Did someone order a second round of Root-Cheer Floats? Do you feel like you’re in the Twilight Zone, or maybe Opposite Land?  Did some Trojan Hacker commandeer remote control of the site?  Why is “The Trojan-Haters Club” posting sexy photos of USC Song Girls,…

  • RIVAL WITH A CAUSE: USC SONG GIRLS TAKE THE SC PLUNGE FOR CHARITY

    Check your Hatred at the Door:  Today, Bruins and Trojans come together and Pool their resources to raise money for a very worthy cause (by getting very wet!) A female Police Officer from the local Drug and Gang Task Force was recently shot while on duty.  She is now confined to a…

  • KATIE BAR THE DOOR

    Is there ANY way to keep the Bruin Stars in Westwood, short of locking them in Pauley? The buzz is not good at UCLA right now.  Not only are SEVERAL of the Bruins’ best Basketballers allegedly about to declare early for the NBA Draft, but also the Football Team’s serious…

  • Oh, won’t you STAAA-A-AY, just a little bit longer?

    Baby please don’t go:  “Wooden it be nice” if Kevin & Co. all came back to Win One for The Wizard? Get back, pack, do it again. Memphis Coach John Calipari called his team “The Dream Team,” until they choked away the National Championship.  So that title is once again…

  • SLINKO DE MAYO: Another trO-J cuts and runs

    Over-worshipped “savior” slinks away, crucified by trOJans for failing to resurrect sc’s moribund Basketball “Program” O.J. didn’t do it. When now EX-trojan O.J. Mayo came to usc, he promised to put usc Basketball “on the map.”  Well, Mayo led the trojans to a FIRST ROUND loss — versus an ELEVEN Seed…