Category: News from the Dark Side
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CHOPPED DOWN BY TREES, DROWNED BY LAKE?
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Where do we send the Thank You Card(inal)? Stanford, and Reggie Bush-accuser Lloyd Lake keep the Bruins from being the team that’s having “The Worst Week Ever” Would you trade a loss to Notre Dame for: A loss to Stanford, PLUS a lost Heisman, PLUS lost scholarships, PLUS lost Conference Titles, PLUS lost…
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“TOUCHDOWN USC…STANFORD, TOUCHDOWN STANFORD!!”
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Versus replays the Cardinal-trojan Instant Classic, where their shell-shocked Announcer actually MIS-CALLS the biggest TD in the biggest Upset in College Football History If you were watching it on TV, first, you couldn’t believe your eyes. Then, you couldn’t believe your ears. On 4th Down, trailing by 6 with 54…
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NO EXCUSES FOR USC
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Bruins’ Scout Team loses to Notre Lame, while trojan A-Team gets beat by Stanford in The Upset of the Century Never before in the annals of Major College Football History has there ever been a CHOKE this big: FORTY-ONE point Favorite usc blew a 9-point 4th Quarter lead, AT HOME, to…
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SHAREECE HAS THE WRIGHT STUFF… FOR USC
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Trojan Defensive Back brags about illegal hit For years we’ve been saying that the attitude at usc is “When it comes to winning Football games, anything goes, and the rules don’t apply to us.” Proving this, Sophomore trojan Cornerback Shareece Wright, who got penalized for a Personal Foul against Washington…
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TREY MAGNIFIQUE
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Bruin Cornerback Trey Brown, who snatched two Beaver passes, is the 4th Bruin in 5 weeks to win Pac-10 Player of the Week You already knew what BROWN could do for you, but on Saturday, he showed everyone else. As predicted here last week, Trey Brown was able to take…
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*ALL PERFORMERS ARE under EIGHTEEN
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#18 Matthew “See You Later” Slater is amped, as Special Teams Player of the Week, while Cheerleaders are cramped by Special Ed. Pray-er of the Weak Okay, before we get started: Please save your letters — We mean no offense to the mentally disabled or to the logically- and scientifically-challeged.…
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USC BATHROOMS: WHERE YOUNG GAY SENATORS ARE MADE
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Every time a celebrity gets busted (i.e. Vick, Sen. Craig), the resulting scrutiny exposes more trojan crimes; This time it’s Gay trojan men doing each other in campus restrooms When Michael Vick got in trouble for Dog-Fighting, the public was up in ar Every time a celebrity gets busted (i.e.…