Category: News from the Dark Side

Former usc co-ed Cindy McCain’s Old Man loses big to Obama, so they won’t get to root for the white horse in the White House First the BCS drop, and now this?  On Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 (yesterday), the people of the United States came together to denounce the idea of ex-trojan Cindy…

What “boost?”  Instead of benefitting from the Texas loss, sc actually DROPS to #7 in the BCS Rankings “Up the Down Staircase” anyone? On Sunday everyone assumed that after #1 Texas had lost, #2 Alabama and #3 Penn State would take over the top spots, and Texas would fall out, allowing usc to rise. …

Poetic Juicetice:  King of the trOJans O.J. Simpson is found guilty on all 12 counts in Kidnapping/Armed Robbery trial, 13 years to the day after his murder acquittal;  The Juice could get boxed for 15 years to Life. Viva Las Vegas!  It took 12 Nevada jurors virtually NO time, to do what 12…

UCLA’s O-Line wall is finally opening holes big enough to squirt through, and it’s not too late for a happy ending When usc got pounded on Thursday by the Beavers, people around the Nation talked about how over-rated the trojans are, and about what a devastating blow the choke would be…

    Beaver-shot:  Vastly over-rated trojans get holes exposed by 25-point underdog Oregon State in 27-21 loss that prematurely terminates sc’s Title talk This was SUPPOSED to be an article about trojan Football recruit Maurice Simmons getting sentenced to FOUR YEARS in jail for his part in an Armed Robbery… but instead, it has to…

One Wright Makes Up For Two Wrongs:  Shareece Wright gets hit with FELONY Resisting Arrest, before SC makes Beanie-less Buckeyes their bitches and Brigham Young makes Egg Foo Yung out of the Bruins in stitches Only one thing could soften the blow of the seven hours of sheer torture that…

The Beginning of The Neu Era is Marked by a Winning Attitude, like the one the Nation’s #1 Spirit Squad has had for years Sorry for the delay.  Today is all about illustrating the Neu Era, with the photos that speak volumes, about a Football team that refused to lose, and…

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Stab U. is now Crab U., where instead of talkin’ trash, they’re talkin’ rash, because the trojans have been overcome by a mysterious case of (Dumb-)Jock Itch Okay — Who put the itching powder in the football players’ jock straps?  And who put the fizzies in the swimming pool? Isn’t…