Category: News from the Dark Side
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HARBIN-GER OF THINGS TO SCUM
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Illegal Hit — Trojan Defensive Back James Harbin allegedly puts a woman on the Defensive, and gets arrested for Domestic Battery, becoming the second $C D-Back to get flagged for trying to injure someone this year Somewhere out there, there is a Bail Bondsman waving a USC pennant, on his yacht. This weekend, another…
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PAC-12 TELLS McDONALD TO TAKE IT ON THE ARCHES
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Trojan 4th-Quarter Pounder gets Deep Fried for trying to Filet a defenseless opponent by Driving Thru him with a late, dirty hit way above the McRibs It’s about time that someone finally spanked T.J. McDonald on his sesame-seed buns. The ketchup & mustard headhunter has recently put the “ass” in “assassin” by showing no remorse for continually…
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WHINED AND FINED
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Lane Kiffin has to cough up $10,000 for repeatedly bitching about how his trojans were victimized by lying referees He could have blamed Curtis McNeal for fumbling away the game-tying Touchdown. He could have blamed T.J. McDonald for the dirty, cheap shot that extended Stanford’s game-tying drive. And he could have…
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TRIPLE RIPPLE
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Good McThings Come in Three’s — Tevin McDonald scoops up 3 Interceptions and Derrick Coleman scores 3 Touchdowns in Bruin upset of Cal, while Tevin’s brother T.J McDonald’s Personal Foul helps usc lose in Triple Overtime to Stanford Everyone knows that the McRib is Back, but did you know that the Bruins are…
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DILLON IS BLOWIN’ IN THE WIND
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Tangled Up In Red — Dillon Baxter’s career is Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door, after he is kicked off the trojan Football team, probably for whining Just Like A Woman Everybody Must Get Stoned, and Dillon Baxter just got stoned, AGAIN, all the way out to Highway 61, as he will…
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FROM WAKE FOREST TO FOREST LAWN
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Demon Deacon defies death in DWI, then decides to transfer to U$C, where the Basketball program was laid to rest decades ago As if there weren’t ENOUGH criminals playing for the trOJans. Just when you thought $C had perfected the art of turning their athletes into lawbreakers, they’ve apparently decided that they…
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NO REMORSE FROM THE HORSE FORCE, OF COURSE
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Mr. Ed Orgeron and Long-faced Lane Kiffin jockey for position away from the Garza scandal, Matt “Pick 6” Barkley gets whipped but climbs back in the saddle by repeating his “Burfict is dirty” claim, and T.J. McDonald goes to great lengths to glorify his Trifecta of low-class Personal Fouls that could have…
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DOWN N’ DIRTY
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Southern Cal falls hard at ASU 43-22, thanks to 3 Matt Barkley Turnovers and 3 Personal Fouls by T.J. McDonald (and this is after Barkley had called a SUN DEVIL player “dirty?”) It used to be that when someone said “TJ is dirty,” they were talking about Tijuana. Now, they’re…
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DON’T THROW OUT THE BABES WITH THE BATHWATER
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Jilt by association — Disgruntled Bruin fans think that Neuheisel and the contents of his Passion Bucket are circling the drain, but the idea that the overflowing quality of the UCLA Spirit Squad is also drying up just doesn’t hold water Even after a win, the dissenting voices are the loudest. UCLA is coming off a…
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COMFORTABLY ‘NUM
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Money — Houston’s Case Keenum puts Cougars in the Pink, cutting up the UCLA Defense into little pieces; Bruins come back from 17 down, but don’t have Time to get over The Wall, in 38-34 season-opening loss All in all, it’s just another brick in the wall, that faces Rick Neuheisel…
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FAT, DRUNK, AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE
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Double-Secret Probation: Ex-trojan LenDale White gets cut, and Mr. “Trogan” Markeith Ambles is declared academically ineligible It makes me wanna shout. So much natural ability, completely wasted. U$C products LenDale White and Markeith Ambles have both come up short this week, as White lost his spot on the roster of the Denver…
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HALL-BENT FOR LEATHER
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UCLA Basketball Heroes take 2 of the 5 Inaugural spots in ESPN’s (trojan-free) L.A. Hall of Fame Maybe SIZE doesn’t matter, but CLASS apparently does, at least as far as the brand new ESPN Los Angeles Hall of Fame is concerned. You know how you can tell? Because no class-challenged, class-skipping trojans are…