Category: News from the Dark Side
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PITY? F*CK!
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Bruin Judge Cormac Carney shows WAY too much mercy to lying ex-trojan criminal Johnnie Morton, giving him only 2 years Probation — instead of 5 years in Prison — for repeatedly lying to a Federal Grand Jury in a multi-million dollar Money Laundering case Another trojan SCumbag skates. And this time,…
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THE FIRE OF ‘ELL
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BLAZING — You can now add ARSON to the growing list of trojan crimes, as Kevin Ellison purposely sets his apartment on fire with a Marijuana blunt, because “God told him to” Oh my God, where do I start?? This is the Story of the Year for me. It’s got everything: …
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LAST ONES IN THE POOL
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One more pictorial reminder to support the Swim With Mike charity After a good, wet Pool Party, there’s often some mopping up to do. Today, 16 photos from last Saturday’s annual Swim With Mike fundraiser float to the top. As you peruse this final wave of damp shots, please don’t let…
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HONEY-DRIPPERS
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Honey, What Do You Do For Money — Dip-lomatic Immunity today for the USC Song Girls, who stripped down to bikinis and took a dip to help raise money for physically-challenged student-athletes, including the first one in the 32 years of the Swim With Mike Charity to attend UCLA You COULD say…
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WRONG WAY-O MAYO
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Ex-trojan O.J. Mayo runs to wrong basket during game — Not his first wrong turn During a Grizzly game this week, former trOJan O.J. Mayo advanced the theory that he is and has always been a major pot-head, when he got confused after a jump ball, and took off for…
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AND WHILE YOU’RE IN A VOTING MOOD…
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Now that you’ve voted for my friend Caroline in PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door Contest (article below), it’s time to make KATE from UCLA’s Dance Team MISS COLLEGE FOOTBALL Kate from the Bruin Dance Team has made the FINALS of an Internet contest that has pitted a whole slew of NCAA…
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ARI WANNA MARIJUANA?
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Newest trojan Basketballer Ari Stewart gets busted for Weed and paraphenalia, as usc strives to recreate the buzz they had when O.J. Mayo was there So… the former Demon Deacon like’s the Devil’s Weed? Wake Forest transfer and new trojan Ari Stewart got arrested last month in Tempe, Arizona, for…
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O.J. MAY-0-FOR-8
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Ice-cold Mayo keeps shooting and shooting, going 0-for-8 from 3 for the game, and 0-for-8 (with a Turnover and 2 Fouls) in the last 18 minutes, including 0-for-6 in 2 Overtimes, as the ex-trojan’s Grizzlies fall to the Lakers, 116-111 The Lakers have been struggling mightily on the Road this…
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a SCare to remember
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UCLA starts off 3-for-20 from the floor and falls down by 8 to the worst team in the league before a 37-to-12 spurt allows them to BeatSC, for the third time this season, 55-40, and advance to the Second Round of the Pac-12 Tournament, while the trojans go home for…
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SIMIONE TO LOVE
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Someone call Sports Illustrated — U$C Linebacker Simione Vehikite is arrested on FOUR FELONY charges: Drunk driving, causing injury while drunk driving, leaving the scene of an injury accident, and identity theft (it’s a Superfecta!) Where’s George Dohrmann when a REAL story comes up? Forget smoking a little grass and peacefully attending…
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THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
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On the hundredth anniversary of u$c getting the name “Trojans,” we are reminded that the man who came up with it was a murderer Before Los Angeles Times Writer Owen Bird went to Jail for shooting a guy in the face and killing him, he did something almost as bad: He…
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SWEEP EMOTION
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Each SC Dude Looks Like a Lady — Bruin fans not Lovin’ the Elevator ups and downs, but UCLA treats U$C like a Ragdoll, and gets Back in the Saddle with a Crazy 64-54 beatdown, completing an Amazing season sweep of the Cryin’ trojans Dream On, trojans. The Train Kept a Rollin’, and…