Category: News from the Dark Side
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HEY #19
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They’re Back, Jack –After they Do It Again against Houston, the Bruins climb to #19 in the National Rankings, while Reelin’ sc’s loss to Steely Stanford sees them tumble 12 spots down to unlucky #13 Rikki Don’t Lose That Number? Well, Ricky Neuheisel never had to worry about losing a #19…
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THEN SIR PRICE THRICE
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The Price of Fame — Barkley gets Intercepted twice and Sacked five times in a shocking upset loss to Stanford 21-14, then Sheldon Price Intercepts three passes as UCLA prices Houston out of the market, 37-6 (“Do it to me, Sheldon!”) So much for Matt Barkley’s “unfinished business.” The trojan QB…
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Two Trojans (Tyler and Turner) Trashed, Trojan Tyron Taxed, and Trojans’ Top Hoopster Transfers
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Traumatic Trouble Targets Trojans — Two trojans get cut by their NFL teams, one gets fined for an illegal play, and sc’s best returning Basketballer is not returning [NOTE: 40 more brand new UCLA Cheerleader photos at the end of this article] I admit: None of this is earth-shattering news,…
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IN THE HEAT OF McKNIGHT
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Southern Cal Slapped with Steigering News — The NCAA spared the Rod last time, but now the on-probation trojans could finally be facing the Death Penalty, as illegal payments to Joe McKnight (and Basketballer Davon Jefferson) come to light Hey trojans — Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? No, it’s not Sidney…
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MUST LOVE DRUGS (AND THUGS)
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Just say Yes to Drugs (and Chug-a-lugs) — Just one day after u$c gets sued for FORCING one of their Football players to inject drugs (which gave him a heart attack), they welcome back to the Football team a convicted criminal who just got out of jail (for a DUI and…
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ANOTHER TROJAN COVER-UP
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U$C billboard of Barkley in Westwood is covered up one day after trojan booster realizes it was going to cost him future revenue Arrogant, obnoxious trojans — The only way to control them is to hit them hard… in the pocketbook. In typical trojan style, u$c recently erected a self-promoting billboard of QB…
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FIB-SIES, CRAMPS, AND THIEVES
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Kiffin gets busted for lying, u$c brain-cramps and denies being reprimanded, and while the trojans whine about Mora’s subtle indictment of their crime-ridden campus, someone breaks into their Athletic Department during Football practice and steals a bunch of laptops It is still only August, but Lane Kiffin and u$c are already in…
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GETTING BRETTER ALL THE TIME
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Upgraded by a Hundley-fold — Jim Mora names Redshirt Freshman Brett Hundley as UCLA’s new STARTING Quarterback Further distancing himself from the Neuheisel Era of Mediocrity, new Bruin Head Coach Jim Mora has pulled the trigger on a major change from the last three years, supplanting Kevin Prince with rising…
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Like father, like SCum
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Ex-trojan Marc Tyler fumbles away the game, on National TV, in his first-ever contest as a Pro What an ominous debut. With Green Bay driving for a game-tying Touchdown in the final minute of their tight match-up in San Diego, Marc Tyler got barely touched by a defender, and coughed up the ball…
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BECOMING A TROJAN IS A “BUSINESS DECISION”
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From Ped State to State Pen — RB Silas Redd says his move from Penn State to U$C is purely a “business decision” — which conjures up images of $pecial inducement$, and the idea that u$c’s $ucce$$ful recruiting in the face of sanctions is all a matter of money When it’s time to escape…
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SANTA SUIT
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Ebenezer Peete — Ex-trojan Rodney Peete is the target of a $4150 lawsuit, for refusing to pay for his ostentatious Christmas decorations [UPDATED: 8/4/12] Peete the Cheat has no Christmas Spirit? For some people, giving is better than receiving, especially during the holidays. But for ex-trojans, maybe Santa isn’t the…
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THE BAIL OF WRIGHT’S
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Ex-trojan Eric Wright is arrested on suspicion of FELONY DUI after an injury accident, with bail set at $100,000 (for the second time for him in 8 years). Wright admitted he was drinking and driving, but refused to submit to a Sobriety Test Apparently, trojans are not good test takers. …