Author: ucladavid
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FARCE OF NATURE
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A teary-eyed Garrett claims cheating is not in sc’s “nature,” in a desperate, 11th hour attempt to beg the NCAA for Mercy Somebody call The Guinness Book of World Records — Mike Garrett may have just told The World’s Biggest Lie. Just days before the NCAA convenes to determine the fate…
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ALL CHOKED UP OVER LOVE, HOLIDAY
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Valentine’s Day, 2010: Men shopped and cards were swapped, Nascars stopped and then were topped when All-Stars popped the shots that dropped, but Bruins flopped (‘cuz roster’s chopped and cropped by those who opt to hop) and the attitude was copped Valentine’s Day is always about avoiding potholes, but this year, more than…
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LITTLE DOUCHE COOP
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And we’ll have FUn, FUn, FUn, now the Bruins put the tro-gals away: UCLA stuffs a banana in Michael Coop De-vil’s filth-spewing tailpipe, with a Good Vibrations throttling of the southern California Girls Wouldn’t it be nice… …if JUSTICE always came this easily? A month after usc Women’s Basketball Coach…
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HONEYCUTTS DOWN THE TREES
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Is there nuttin’ Honeycutt can’t do? Tyler’s near triple-double leads UCLA past Stanford 77-73, and into a tie for First Place in the Pac-10 A Bit o’ Honeycutt was all the Bruins needed this year to turn it around. UCLA is suddenly in 1st Place in the Conference, after many…
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IT’S IN THE HOLT!
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Par for the Curse: O’Neill’s bench caddy Stan Holt has “trojan class” going for him (which is nice), and the sc Student Manager proves it in the rough loss to Oregon, by picking up a game-changing T(ee) for aiming coarse language at the Ref Blame it on the Ballboy. USC…
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REEVES PEEVES BEAVS
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Nelson’s double-double spells trouble for Oregon State, and when his anticlimactic last-second dunk goes down, it leaves the Beavs with a bad taste in their mouths It’s really not his fault — The Bruins don’t have much experience with comfortable leads at the ends of games. As time was running…
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CAPTAIN CRUNCH!
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Milking SIX “Captain & Cokes” sailed soggy Maualuga to near-double the legal limit when he crunched a teen girl’s car into another teen girl’s car, a parking meter, and another parked car; His “Not Guilty” plea could mean that sc plans on sugar-coating this whole thing Got a little Captain in you? Got…
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EX-TROJAN THUG MAUALUGA BUSTED FOR A DUI
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P(oor), O(ld) N(imrod) T(hinks) I(t’s) A C(adillac): Rey Rey crashes his ’03 Pontiac into some parking meters and goes to jail; No word if Pat Cowan will go see him on Visitor’s Day It was only a matter of time. Ex-trojan Linebacker Rey Maualuga has always been a ticking time…
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BRUINS CAN’T GET OVER THE HUMP(HREY)
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Hump Day: Roll hits a 3 to force Overtime, but Oregon’s Matthew Humphrey hits back-to-back 3’s in O.T. (and 2 Free Throws) to lead the Ducks to a 71-66 victory that sends UCLA back to .500 in the Pac-10 The Bruins’ last 5 minutes EVER in “The Pit” were not…
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WHOLESALE IS FOR SUCKERS
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10% OFF of Wholesale is what YOU get on these UCLA keychains (and others), when you use the BeatSC code at WholesaleKeychain.com through March “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the Keychain biz.” That’s what they say, but WholesaleKeychain.com obviously CAN take the heat, and this is how they cope with…
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LIVE, FROM NEW TORQUE, IT’S SATURDAY MIGHT!
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Weekend Update: Host Bruins finally get the last laugh on a Saturday, boxing up the Cougars 74-62, just as Howland sketched it up “Lane, you ignorant slut!” While Lane Kiffin of usc is (allegedly) already breaking rules at sc (by sending a Limo to a recruit?), Ben Howland of UCLA…
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“LIAR McGWIRE” HAS A DENIER: HIS SUPPLIER
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Ex-trojan didn’t REALLY come clean in his Steroid confession: His Dealer says McGwire injected NOT to recuperate from injuries as he claims; On the contrary, the “recipe” was specifically designed to make him bigger, stronger, and faster “If Paris Hilton was to take that array, she could run over Dick Butkus.” That…