Ex-trojan didn’t REALLY come clean in his Steroid confession: His Dealer says McGwire injected NOT to recuperate from injuries as he claims; On the contrary, the “recipe” was specifically designed to make him bigger, stronger, and faster
“If Paris Hilton was to take that array, she could run over Dick Butkus.”
That is what ESPN has been told by lab rat Curtis Wenzlaff, the convicted Steroid Dealer who was ex-trojan Mark McGwire’s supplier while McGwire was cheating his way through his Major League career. Wenzlaff chuckled when he heard McGwire’s recent confession. Wenzlaff, who also juiced up Jose Canseco, says that the confession was bogus and insincere, containing a blatant lie that invalidates the whole confession.
McGwire claims that he only took the ‘roids for his HEALTH, to help get over some nagging injuries. He says that he never took any drugs to enhance his performance or increase mass. He went on to say that he would have broken all the records even without the drugs, because of his hand-to-eye coordination.
Wenzlaff calls “Bullsh*t” on all of that.
Wenzlaff says that he — by McGwire’s request — designed a specific ass-injection regimen of several different steroids, with the combined goal of making Mark bigger, stronger, and faster, in order to improve his performance on the field. Wenzlaff says that steroids CAN be used for the purposes of health maintenance/injury recuperation, but NOT the recipe that McGwire was taking. In addition, Wenzlaff insists that this particular combination of scrotum-shriveling toxins actually HELPS hand-to-eye coordination too.
As of this posting, McGwire nor his new employer the St. Louis Cardinals have responded to these new allegations. What could they possibly say? They must KNOW that McGwire is full of it, and any rebuttal he gives will just dig him a deeper hole in the court of public opinion. Wenzlaff is the one guy who would absolutely know better, so his DENIAL is already going to put a huge dent in McGwire’s run at the Hall of Fame, a run which motivated the confession in the first place.
So, as always for trojans, SILENCE may be the best option. In fact, a great many trojans are specifically told that they have the RIGHT to remain silent. And most of them, like Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo, exercise that right every time the NCAA comes knocking at their doors (like McGwire did in front of Congress).
The bottom line is that if you believe Wenzlaff, McGwire’s attempt to turn over a new leaf of honesty was chock full of lies. Classic trojan: Make a tearful confession of cheating in Baseball and deceiving Congress, but lie through your teeth DURING that very confession.
A little note: If you are wondering why I didn’t mention the Cooper reprimand, the Lane Kiffin Waste Treatment Plant, or Kiffin kyping another Assistant, go back and look at the hidden captions on the Cheerleader photos following yesterday’s article (about the Abdul-Hamid/Washington game).
Below are three more muscle-flexing shots of my steroid-free little friend.