P(oor), O(ld) N(imrod) T(hinks) I(t’s) A C(adillac): Rey Rey crashes his ’03 Pontiac into some parking meters and goes to jail; No word if Pat Cowan will go see him on Visitor’s Day
It was only a matter of time. Ex-trojan Linebacker Rey Maualuga has always been a ticking time bomb, just waiting for the right moment to explode. He had his share of incidents at sc, but now, he has entered the big time.
Maualuga is famous for celebrating his dirty hit out of bounds on Bruin QB Pat Cowan, who of course bounced right back up, and went on to BEAT sc 13-9. Now Maualuga can be famous for getting dirty in his jail cell… that is, if sc didn’t own every police station in the Country. Chances are that Rey Rey will get off with a slap on the wrist, like all the other criminals from Figueroa Tech, and he’ll be back on the road threatening all of our lives in no time at all.