Author: ucladavid
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FEELIN’ GROVE-Y
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One Foot in The Grove — Dozens of fans were Digging The Grove on Wednesday, as shoppers at the mall were treated to a performance by the UCLA Spirit Squad, and then by the trojans, who proved that the Bruins are an impossible act to follow Football Season is here,…
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ANOTHER TROJAN COVER-UP
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U$C billboard of Barkley in Westwood is covered up one day after trojan booster realizes it was going to cost him future revenue Arrogant, obnoxious trojans — The only way to control them is to hit them hard… in the pocketbook. In typical trojan style, u$c recently erected a self-promoting billboard of QB…
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FIB-SIES, CRAMPS, AND THIEVES
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Kiffin gets busted for lying, u$c brain-cramps and denies being reprimanded, and while the trojans whine about Mora’s subtle indictment of their crime-ridden campus, someone breaks into their Athletic Department during Football practice and steals a bunch of laptops It is still only August, but Lane Kiffin and u$c are already in…
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GETTING BRETTER ALL THE TIME
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Upgraded by a Hundley-fold — Jim Mora names Redshirt Freshman Brett Hundley as UCLA’s new STARTING Quarterback Further distancing himself from the Neuheisel Era of Mediocrity, new Bruin Head Coach Jim Mora has pulled the trigger on a major change from the last three years, supplanting Kevin Prince with rising…
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Like father, like SCum
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Ex-trojan Marc Tyler fumbles away the game, on National TV, in his first-ever contest as a Pro What an ominous debut. With Green Bay driving for a game-tying Touchdown in the final minute of their tight match-up in San Diego, Marc Tyler got barely touched by a defender, and coughed up the ball…
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BECOMING A TROJAN IS A “BUSINESS DECISION”
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From Ped State to State Pen — RB Silas Redd says his move from Penn State to U$C is purely a “business decision” — which conjures up images of $pecial inducement$, and the idea that u$c’s $ucce$$ful recruiting in the face of sanctions is all a matter of money When it’s time to escape…
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SANTA SUIT
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Ebenezer Peete — Ex-trojan Rodney Peete is the target of a $4150 lawsuit, for refusing to pay for his ostentatious Christmas decorations [UPDATED: 8/4/12] Peete the Cheat has no Christmas Spirit? For some people, giving is better than receiving, especially during the holidays. But for ex-trojans, maybe Santa isn’t the…
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IMPAIRED BEARS MAKE HALL OF SHAME, CLIPPERS ADD A “HOLL” OF FAME
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Ex-Cal Bear (and Honorary trojan) Jason Kidd gets busted for the third time, this time for a DWI; Another Ex-Bear Marshawn Lynch gets nailed for a similar offense; Meanwhile, Bruin Center Ryan Hollins (of Final Four fame) comes home to L.A., signed yesterday by the Clippers I have hated Jason Kidd for many, many…
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THE BAIL OF WRIGHT’S
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Ex-trojan Eric Wright is arrested on suspicion of FELONY DUI after an injury accident, with bail set at $100,000 (for the second time for him in 8 years). Wright admitted he was drinking and driving, but refused to submit to a Sobriety Test Apparently, trojans are not good test takers. …
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PITY? F*CK!
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Bruin Judge Cormac Carney shows WAY too much mercy to lying ex-trojan criminal Johnnie Morton, giving him only 2 years Probation — instead of 5 years in Prison — for repeatedly lying to a Federal Grand Jury in a multi-million dollar Money Laundering case Another trojan SCumbag skates. And this time,…
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DO I FEEL A DRAFT?
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With no Bruins (or trojans, of course) getting selected in today’s NBA Draft, allow me to shift your attention to more UCLA-centric matters About 44 years ago, UCLA’s Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) was the first pick in the NBA Draft, and his Bruin teammate Lucius Allen was the third pick. …
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THE FIRE OF ‘ELL
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BLAZING — You can now add ARSON to the growing list of trojan crimes, as Kevin Ellison purposely sets his apartment on fire with a Marijuana blunt, because “God told him to” Oh my God, where do I start?? This is the Story of the Year for me. It’s got everything: …