Author: ucladavid
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TRAP-DANCING ON A LANDMINE
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Bear Trap — UCLA is a 24-point favorite over lowly 1-4 Cal this week, with the Bruins’ two subsequent games being at #5 Stanford and #2 Oregon, making this Saturday night’s game the ultimate “trap” game On paper, UCLA should destroy the Golden Bears… and that is the problem. When…
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SIX PICKS NIX PICK SIX FIX
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Picking and Screaming — With a quick kick, slick trick, wicked kick, and six picks, UCLA licks Utah 34-27, despite the Ute’s game-tying Pick Six in the 4th Quarter On Thursday night in Utah, UCLA took a licking, but kept on picking and ticking. During the game, UCLA’s star Running…
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WAKING THE DEADTIME STORIES
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Scream for me America! — Here is a 45-second teaser for my new kids’ TV show Deadtime Stories, premiering this Thursday night at 8pm on Nickelodeon, with two new episodes airing every Thursday night this month! Please, please, please watch this video, watch/record the show, and tell people about the…
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DEADTIME STORIES GOES LIVE!!!
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The Night of the Living Deadtime Stories — The highly-anticipated Kids’ TV Series premieres on Nickelodeon this Thursday, October 3rd at 8pm (5pm on Nickelodeon EAST, so if you have DirecTV, you can watch it before the UCLA game, otherwise, DVR it at 8!!!) Do you love UCLA? Do you…
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EXIT LANE
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Lane Kiffin gets pulled off the team bus at LAX and is fired Lane Kiffin was so bad, he couldn’t even outlast the sanctions. Everyone thought that Lane Kiffin was just a placeholder, until u$c’s sanctions expired and a real coach could be hired. Athletic Director Pat Haden said after…
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TROJANS TOSS THEIR COOKIES
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Cookie D’oh! — u$c gets dunked by Arizona State 62-41, their wafer-thin Defense gets chipped away for 611 yards of Total Offense, their only good player crumbles to the ground with an injury, they lose their “crying-over-spilled-milk” appeal to the NCAA for sanction reductions, and trojan hero O.J. Simpson gets…
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PENTHOUSE FOR ‘EM
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Undefeated #13 Bruins are living the life of luxury after their third straight blowout win, but you can go from the penthouse to the outhouse in a hurry — Just ask Jonathan Franklin or Penthouse Magazine Ex-UCLA Star Running Back Jonathan Franklin finally got his chance on Sunday. Franklin is…
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A ‘QUALE-ITY WIN
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Bruins pay tribute to the late Nick Pasquale, and overcome three red-zone Turnovers to roll to an inspired 59-13 victory over not-so-quality New Mexico State In their first Home game since the passing of Bruin Nick Pasquale, UCLA showed reverence by running their first play with only 10 players —…
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42
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What a spread — UCLA is favored by 42 (i.e. 6 Touchdowns) on Saturday, and “42” is also the name of the movie about legendary Bruin Jackie Robinson (who wore #42 in the Majors), so here are 42 photos of the Bruin Cheerleaders, who personify the HUMILITY of Jackie that…
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.38 SPECIAL
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Caught up in U(CLA) — Hold on loosely as — in honor of the 38 straight points with which (now) #13 UCLA gunned down Nebraska — I fire your way 38 more Bruin Cheerleader pics that I shot at the Nevada game UCLA fans are brimming with confidence right now,…
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MOURN TO BE WILD
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Heavy Mettle Thunder — After Steppen softly and falling behind 21-3 while grieving the loss of their departed teammate, the Bruins get their motor running and fired all their guns at once, scoring 38 straight points to rock Nebraska 41-21 College Football is an emotional game. The players are 18…
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CLAY AND REY PLAY TROJAN WAY (… AND THEY PAY)
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Ex-trojans Clay Matthews and Rey Maualuga each cost their teams Week 1 victories with stupid, classless bush league penalties Not only did the u$c trojans lose in embarrassing fashion this weekend, but two NFL teams also lost thanks to unforgivable mistakes made by two brain-dead ex-trojans. Just one day after…