Author: ucladavid
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HUNDLEY, FULLER BRUSH OFF BUFFS
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The glass is half-Fuller — After slow start gets them booed, Bruins respond behind QB Brett Hundley (4 TD’s) and WR Devin Fuller (3 TD’s), as Colorado puts up a lot more of a fight than expected in UCLA’s 45-23 less-than-impressive victory In the pre-Mora Era, UCLA fans would relish…
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BACK IN BLUE
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Sweet Home Pasadena — After two ugly road losses in those non-traditional all-white uniforms, the Bruins come home to the Rose Bowl for a blue-clad Homecoming match-up with supposedly weak Colorado The Stanford trip was bad; The Oregon game was worse. Colorado should be better. At least that’s what the…
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QUACK TEASER
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The Tease After The Trees — After losing to Stanford, the Bruins teased their fans with a solid first half against Oregon — stunningly, it was 14-14 at the break — before collapsing in the second half to lose 42-14 For 30 minutes, UCLA did the impossible: They completely contained…
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ANGELIC PRETTY
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It’s Game Day, and as a 23-point underdog, things may get ugly, so here’s a pictorial that’s just the opposite, just in case If things get depressing this afternoon, and Bruin fans who have DirecTV start wishing this game was airing on the Pac-12 Network (which DirecTV still doesn’t carry),…
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HOPE-SMOKIN’ YIPPIES
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Outside of the UCLA Family, no one gives the Bruins a chance in Oregon, and that’s the only thing that gives them a chance UCLA is now a 23-point underdog against the Ducks on Saturday. On paper, the Bruins have no chance. No one can stop the Ducks’ nuclear Offense,…
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SPLAT BARKLEY — ILL-EAGLE ENTRY
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Ex-trojan Matt Barkley has possibly the worst Pro Football debut in history, playing only 3 drives and throwing 4 Interceptions (1 called back on a Defensive penalty); It appears the thrid-string Philadelphia Eagle QB is still smarting from the hit he took from Anthony Barr that ended his college career.…
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Dirty Rotten SCoundrels
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Trojan cheap shot to the neck of Notre Dame’s QB knocks him out of the game, but despite the back-up’s disgracefully bad performance, the Irish still manage to Beat SC 14-10, by shutting them out in the Second Half For the first month of their dismal season, u$c fans were…
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MAJOR GAFFS
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No Gaff-ing Matter — Stanford’s Tyler Gaffney powers for 171 yards Rushing and 2 TD’s, and Bruins’ cavalcade of gaffes include several stupid and costly penalties and two Interceptions, including the game clincher where the Receiver fell down, in a deflating 24-10 defeat To beat an angry Cardinal team IN…
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DESIRE TO GO HIGHER? FIRE LIAR MCGWIRE!
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Roid Sage — Dodgers are eliminated from the Postseason as Batting Coach (and lying ex-trojan) Mark McGwire’s Offense totally chokes, mustering just 2 hits, and getting shut out again, in 9-0 Game 6 loss to St. Louis Bad karma, or bad Coaching? Either way you look at it, a SCumbag…
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PRETTY AND PINK
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The UCLA Spirit Squad sports pink pom poms to support Breast Cancer Awareness — color me aware Many comedians and comedy writers say that anything can be joked about. Even sickness, death, murder, rape, disabilities, genocide, The Holocaust, assassinations — ANYTHING. Some people will be offended, but humor is a…
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SOLDIER OF FOUR-TEN
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Cal of Duty — With boots on the ground not working, UCLA launches an Air Attack against California, as armed and dangerous Brett Hundley strikes for a career-high 410 yards and 3 TD’s in a successful 37-10 campaign against the Golden Bears The Bruins are still undefeated… but also unsatisfied. …
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BRINGING UP THE CHEER
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As promised, here are 40 more UCLA Cheerleader pictures — the final batch from the New Mexico State game — as the 2013-14 Bruin Spirit Squad continues to provide an overabundance of irresistible photo opportunities It’s an embarrassment of riches. I take about 500 Cheerleader photos at any given game,…