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Archive for February, 2011

  • REEVES’ HEAVE BEATS STEVE

    Reeves Nelson hits a dramatic Three-Pointer to ruin Steve Lavin’s return to Pauley Pavilion, as Nelson’s 17 Rebounds and Joshua Smith’s 19 Points foul up foul-happy St. Johns in 66-59 triumph Quick and talented but extremely undisciplined and inconsistent team plays unstructured ball, relying on one player’s 1-on-1 skills, blows a 9-point lead, commits way […]

  • IF THE LOVE FITS, YOU MUST ADMIT

    Ming Clause — To replace the injured Yao Ming, the NBA injects Love into the All-Star game, where he will re-unite with fellow Bruin Westbrook Feel Like Making Love… an All-Star?  Well, the NBA did, and he’s not in Bad Company. Bruin greats Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook will be teammates once again, as both […]

  • ZEEK PEAKS, GEEKS REEK

    Get Your Zeek On — Howland’s Halftime tweaks deke weak-minded trojan freaks, turning bleak squeaker into something unique:  A cheeky 64-50 streak-breaking veectory over u$c, who creaks in meekly with only 15 points in the 2nd Half, with Lazeric “Zeek” Jones’ sneaky blocked shot blowing up Troy like a heat-seeker It’s about freakin’ time.  After 4 […]

  • ANOTHER HUGE (MU)STAIN ON U$C’S RECORD

    It’s a FELONY arrest for ex-trojan QB Mitch Mustain, for SELLING prescription Narcotics — That makes THREE ex-trojans busted just THIS WEEK MUStain couldn’t ABstain? Mitch Mustain, the back-up Quarterback for usc last year — who started only one game in his sc career… and LOST it to a weak Notre Dame team — just got […]

  • SAY IT AIN’T SETO!!!

    The Daily trOJan is reporting that the totally unqualified ex-trojan Rocky Seto will be UCLA’s next Defensive Coordinator — Hopefully, it’s just a SCam to hurt the Bruins’ recruiting, on the eve of National Signing Day Would such a respected bastion of Journalism like the Daily Trojan stoop to such SCuzzy depths?  Is all fair […]

  • “PERV” GRIFFEN GRABS ANOTHER SACK

    Ex-trojan Everson Griffen gets busted (again) for allegedly driving without a license, running away from Police, and attending (to) the Policeman’s Balls Did Pete Carroll just have the talent to RECOGNIZE this kind of “character” in a recruit, or did he DEVELOP it?  Once again, a Carroll-groomed ex-trojan has run afoul of the Law, as Defensive […]

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