TOUCHY FILI

Irritable TrOJan Syndrome:  Fili Moala gets arrested for obstructing Justice, by refusing to do The Routine, and Heel for Police

This time, it’s really him.

It looks like some small-time crook is the Miss Cleo of Perps.  Last year after getting arrested on a drunk and disorderly or some other crime, some guy tells Police that he is usc Defensive Tackle Fili Moala, and that Coach Carroll is going to kill him.  As it turned out, it was a lie, and the guy – whoever it was – got away with it.  It was probably someone else from the team, who, just like O.J., got off completely unscathed.  But when he chose to use Fili’s name to escape punishment, he must have known that it was only a matter of time before Maola found HIMSELF in the back of a squad car.

Apparently, Maola was at a Bar in Newport Beach – “Hoagie Barmichael’s” – when a fight broke out.  Maola was not involved, but when the Cops had him put his nose to the ground and stay out of the fracas, Fili became a little touchy.  He completely disobeyed them, by getting up and going inside the Bar where the fight was happening.  So, Fili was arrested for defying the Police, and subsequently released on $500 bail.

So it’s been a busy week for sc-related Defense Lawyers:  First, Todd Marinovich’s little brother gets busted breaking into an Equipment/Weight Room at Syracuse; Then a trOJan Football Recruit gets busted for what appears to be an armed robbery; And finally, Moala gets popped.  Of course, none of them did anything wrong, so none of them will face any consequences —

Marijuanovich just wanted to do some extra reps on his delts (makes it easier to light your crack pipe); The Recruit was just “auditioning” to be a Starter in his Freshman year at sc, by attempting the “Initiation” task of sticking someone up at gunpoint; And Moala was just trying to HELP the poor little Policemen, by trying to BREAK UP the fight.  Fili won’t even have to do extra push-ups at Club Carroll’s 24-Minute Fitness Center.

And speaking of FITNESS, here are, as requested, a dozen photos of the Dance Team’s Special Routine in High Heels on Saturday (which made Steve Lavin  reference Victoria’s Secret), plus 1 stylized bonus shot.  But first, one more Moala run-in with Authority, along with a preview of the bonus shot.