Month: July 2016

  • A-MAYS-ING (DIS)GRACE

    How Sweet the Sound — Former trojan Defensive Back Taylor Mays gets released by the Bengals due to his impending SECOND suspension for violating the NFL’s Substance Abuse Policy Another NON-shocker:  Another Pete Carroll trojan is busted for illegal drugs.  Coincidence this is NOT.  A blatant pattern of drug abuse…

  • (SOUTH) CENTRAL “INTELLIGENCE” AGENCY: SC’S LANGLEY BUSTED AT UCLA PARTY

    More proof that trojans wish they were Bruins:  u$c Cornerback Isaiah Langley gets suspended for 1 game for getting arrested at a UCLA frat party, for suspicion of intoxication, resisting arrest, and trespassing — for refusing to leave! UCLA is the most applied-to school in the World.  It’s hard to…

  • Re-FUSE to Lose

    The Young and The Brainless — The Clown Prince of Stupidity Nick Young does it again, this time picking up a firework with A LIT FUSE, and holding it in his hands as it explodes, nearly blinding, maiming, and/or killing the ex-trojan They say you don’t have to be old…

  • NBA HOLDS THE MAYO… OUT FOR TWO YEARS

    The dreck is in the Mayo — Ex-trojan O.J. Mayo is suspended from the NBA for two years, after he violates the League’s Substance Abuse Policy, again MAYO THE HORSE BE WITH YOU.  Well, we don’t know if he was using horse (i.e. heroin), cocaine, PCP, LSD, or amphetamines, but…