The Tease After The Trees — After losing to Stanford, the Bruins teased their fans with a solid first half against Oregon — stunningly, it was 14-14 at the break — before collapsing in the second half to lose 42-14 For 30 minutes, UCLA did the impossible: They completely contained the vaunted Oregon Offense. The […]
It’s Game Day, and as a 23-point underdog, things may get ugly, so here’s a pictorial that’s just the opposite, just in case If things get depressing this afternoon, and Bruin fans who have DirecTV start wishing this game was airing on the Pac-12 Network (which DirecTV still doesn’t carry), I give you this: An […]
Outside of the UCLA Family, no one gives the Bruins a chance in Oregon, and that’s the only thing that gives them a chance UCLA is now a 23-point underdog against the Ducks on Saturday. On paper, the Bruins have no chance. No one can stop the Ducks’ nuclear Offense, and with all the Bruin […]
Ex-trojan Matt Barkley has possibly the worst Pro Football debut in history, playing only 3 drives and throwing 4 Interceptions (1 called back on a Defensive penalty); It appears the thrid-string Philadelphia Eagle QB is still smarting from the hit he took from Anthony Barr that ended his college career. Once, twice, three times a […]
Trojan cheap shot to the neck of Notre Dame’s QB knocks him out of the game, but despite the back-up’s disgracefully bad performance, the Irish still manage to Beat SC 14-10, by shutting them out in the Second Half For the first month of their dismal season, u$c fans were mainly blaming now-ousted Head Coach […]
No Gaff-ing Matter — Stanford’s Tyler Gaffney powers for 171 yards Rushing and 2 TD’s, and Bruins’ cavalcade of gaffes include several stupid and costly penalties and two Interceptions, including the game clincher where the Receiver fell down, in a deflating 24-10 defeat To beat an angry Cardinal team IN Stanford, the Bruins needed to […]
Roid Sage — Dodgers are eliminated from the Postseason as Batting Coach (and lying ex-trojan) Mark McGwire’s Offense totally chokes, mustering just 2 hits, and getting shut out again, in 9-0 Game 6 loss to St. Louis Bad karma, or bad Coaching? Either way you look at it, a SCumbag ex-trojan doomed the Los Angeles […]
The UCLA Spirit Squad sports pink pom poms to support Breast Cancer Awareness — color me aware Many comedians and comedy writers say that anything can be joked about. Even sickness, death, murder, rape, disabilities, genocide, The Holocaust, assassinations — ANYTHING. Some people will be offended, but humor is a coping device that can actually […]
Cal of Duty — With boots on the ground not working, UCLA launches an Air Attack against California, as armed and dangerous Brett Hundley strikes for a career-high 410 yards and 3 TD’s in a successful 37-10 campaign against the Golden Bears The Bruins are still undefeated… but also unsatisfied. UCLA dispatched Cal on Saturday […]
As promised, here are 40 more UCLA Cheerleader pictures — the final batch from the New Mexico State game — as the 2013-14 Bruin Spirit Squad continues to provide an overabundance of irresistible photo opportunities It’s an embarrassment of riches. I take about 500 Cheerleader photos at any given game, and I USED TO end […]
Bear Trap — UCLA is a 24-point favorite over lowly 1-4 Cal this week, with the Bruins’ two subsequent games being at #5 Stanford and #2 Oregon, making this Saturday night’s game the ultimate “trap” game On paper, UCLA should destroy the Golden Bears… and that is the problem. When a team knows that they […]
Picking and Screaming — With a quick kick, slick trick, wicked kick, and six picks, UCLA licks Utah 34-27, despite the Ute’s game-tying Pick Six in the 4th Quarter On Thursday night in Utah, UCLA took a licking, but kept on picking and ticking. During the game, UCLA’s star Running Back Jordon James sprained his […]