Ex-trojans still dominate… the Police blotter, as usc Basketballer Stais Boseman gets arrested in relation to a CARJACKING Maybe he was out celebrating the landmark hiring of Kevin O’Neill as new usc Basketball Coach? Chalk up one more STEAL for ex-usc Basketball player Stais Boseman. Actually, let’s wait for the Referees to consult the instant replay, […]
Tie a Yellow (and Purple) Ribbon: Magic phone it in from long distance and don’t connect, while Lakers dial up Rings, as Kobe and Ariza answer Call (of Greatness) in easy win that will have L.A. hanging up another banner after cutting off Orlando and NBA Finals in just 5 games Shaq Who? Kobe Bryant […]
Ice Fisher: In early rounds and early in Game 4, Fisher couldn’t shoot fish in a barrel, but with ice-water in his veins, he reels in Orlando ice-holes, sinking a three to force O.T., and another one in O.T. to win the game, as Lakers hook a commanding 3-1 series lead FISH GUTS THE SOLE OUT […]
SC’s Basketball Coach “resigns” (but leaves scandal behind); The Magic and Superman earn Game 3 win (but are still behind 2-1); Troy Superfan’s $100 Million dino flick tanks, earning less than $20 Mil (finishing miles behind “The Hangover”); And Pom Pom tries to screw Neuheisel’s kids (leaving no child behind), by banning them all from […]
TO SAVE A SACRED (CASH) COW, A SACRIFICIAL LAMB IS BEING OFFERED UP BY SC FANS (WHO ARE STILL “LION” TO THEMSELVES) The problem with building a respectable Basketball program is that you can’t brag about being a “Football school.” This will no longer be an issue for usc. The only problem with calling sc […]
Lakers are lucky, charmed, and 2-0, as Orlando’s Stars show Heart, but Courtney Lee’s marshmallows go soggy, allowing L.A. to milk out a 101-96 win in Overtime This is the way it was supposed to be. The Lakers aren’t really 25 points better than the Magic. These are actually two pretty evenly-matched teams, but Orlando relies […]
Kobe’s Allied Forces Fight the Good Fight All the Way, and Lay it on the Line to turn Orlando’s powerful Superman into an Ordinary Man in 100-75 Triumph But HOLD ON — Even though L.A. Tore the Roof Off tonight, and the Writing is on the Wall, it’s Just a Game, and Orlando will Never […]
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