If we could bottle this energy, we wouldn’t need foreign oil.

The best thighs in life aren’t free… but you can get them here at BeatSC(.com).  THAT’S, what you want (That’s what you want…)

Your love doesn’t pay the bills.  And neither does NOT having ads on this site.  So, buy a t-shirt, or request a different, (non-copyrighted) design or slogan, and I’ll have it tailor-made for you.  And tell a friend.  Meanwhile, enjoy the following THIRTY photos:  Some of the best free entertainment the Internet has to offer.  And Beatles fans should mouse over the photos for Fab Four-related captions.  Roll up!

If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet…cuz I’m the Taxman…

Help!  I need somebody.  Help!  Not just anybody.  Help!  You know I need someone.  HELLLLLP!!!!

‘Lis-e in the Sky With Diamonds…  The girl with kaleidescope eyes.

Let me take you down, cuz I’m going to, Strawberry Fields… Nothing is real, and nothing to get hungabout.  Strawberry Fields Forever.   And don’t forget the “Cran…Berry…Sauce.”

Hold me, love me.  Hold me, love me.  Ain’t got nothin’ but love babe, 8 days a week.  8 days a week, I lo-o-o-o-ove you;  8 days a week, is not enough to show I care.

Man I was mean but I’m changing my scene and I’m doing the best that I can.  I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better, all the time.

Oooh, then I suddenly see you.  Oooh, did I tell you I need you, every single day of the year?  Got to get you into my life.

I think I’m gonna be sad, I think it’s today.  The girl that’s driving me mad is going away… She’s got a ticket to ride…

Shake it up baby (shake it up baby).  Twist and Shout (twist and shout).  Come on and twist a little closer now (twist a little closer)… work it on out (work it on out).

It’s wonderful to be here, it’s certainly a thrill.  You’re such a lovely audience we’d like to take you home with us, we’d love to take you home…

The love that you take, is equal to the love you make…and I LOVED it when Chris Farley quoted that to Paul McCartney, then asked if it was true.

Everyone’s got something to hide, ‘cept for me and my Monkey.

Well she was just 17, you know what I mean, and the way she looked was way beyond compare…

I get high with a little help from my friends.

Goog, goog, g’joob.

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da.

Been away so long I hardly knew the place, gee it’s good to be back home… Honey disconnect the phone.

Come together, right now, over me.

It’s been a hard day’s night.

Long distance information give me Memphis, Tennessee.

It’s gotta be Rock ‘n Roll music, if you wanna dance with me.

Thank you, and we hope we pased the audition.  (Some things deserve to be more popular than jeebez.)

The butter was a-meltin’ so we put it in the pie.  Hands, across the water, water.  Hands, across the sky.

I’ve got a feeling, a feeling I can’t hide.  Oh yeah.

I’ve just seen a face I can’t forget the time or place where we just met…Falling…Yes I am falling…

You’ll never know how much I really love you.  You’ll never know how much I really care… Listen.  Do you want to know a secret?

Michelle, ma belle (Some of these captions come easier than others!).

Christ you know it ain’t easy.  You know how hard it can be.  The way things are going, they’re gonna crucify me.

Isn’t it good, Norwegian Wood?

And in the end…  Hope you enjoyed all 31 Flavors of my version of Breakfast with the Beatles.



3 responses to “FREE REFILLS”

  1. SCopper Avatar

    Super post! Everyone looks great.

  2. James Avatar

    Ahhhh Jamie… so sad she’s leaving the dance team…

  3. Robert Avatar

    WOW!! NICE!! nicest legs however belong to Michelle, just look at those calves!!