Tardy Bell — Now with medical clearance, Starting Tailback Kahlil Bell’s return is finally in full-swing, but a hunch says Bell will need to ring up a hellacious effort in practice to silence others trying to crack the Starting line-up It’s a Bell Curve — Lots of talented Tailbacks will be trying to climb that […]
Are you battling “Co(ed)-Dependency?” Is it a chronic condition? Fill your prescription here, with indoor and outdoor, homegrown Spirit A long, long, time ago, a conspiracy theorist once said something like: “The Pharmaceutical companies make sure that Pot stays illegal, because if it were legal, no one would ever buy an aspirin.” Let’s hope that those Pharm […]
They “don’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no nicknames!” — Oklahoma City narrows Nickname search down to 6 choices; Hopefully for Russell, they’ll pass on “Wind” (if he frankly gives a damn) Who’s in charge of new Nicknames for the Oklahoma City team — Tommy the Trojan’s soon-to-be Husband? The former Seattle Supersonics have reserved six potential […]
Until Bushgate or Mayogate hits the fan, the best way to hit a trojan fan is to bring up Song Girl-gate Yesterday was Pac-10 Media Day, when all the Coaches bring a Player to the Press for statements and Q&A’s. So naturally, you would assume that this site would be full of quotes and comments from that event. […]
Fairy Tale Ending: A 10-year Tommy Trojan’s Gay Wedding is greasing the wheels of the fight against a ban on Same-Sex Marriage Just call him “The Gay Caped Crusader.” Every once in a long while, an ex-trojan does something worthy of strokes, and this time, it’s Tommy the Trojan himself. A guy named Chuck, who wore the […]
Holy Cornhole Carson’s pie-hole makes him sound wholly like an a-hole, to a whole lot of fans in Ohio Former trojan Quarterback Carson Palmer has said his share of dumb things over the years, but he may have just topped himself. Yesterday, the Host of Carson’s Cornhole Classic apparently thought that what he said on an L.A. Radio station […]
“The Dark Knight” torches the Box Office Record, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late Heath Ledger, while the L.A. Angels torch the Boston Red Sox, thanks to a (bat-) scorching performance by the Late-inning Save Leader Coming soon to a screen near you: “Angels: A Posthumous Nomination, and a Postseason Participation.” Just […]
6 Weeks Until Football Season: It’s time to turn up the (c)heat on usc and the NCAA — Order now, to get them while they’re hot Another new product that is bound to catch the imagination of the Nation — A Nation that is absolutely sick of usc getting away with Murder. Forget about O.J. 1 […]
New relationships are syncing up, as relaxed Bruins roll through informal workouts “Happy Days Are Here Again.” That old UCLA Spirit staple might have to be brought to the forefront, if they want the music to mirror reality. It’s hard to compliment the Neu Regime without it looking like some slam of the Old Regime. […]
Can you please help get a Rose Bowl fan from Bismarck, North Dakota in sync with the way a first-time visitor should enjoy the Greatest Football Venue in the World? Yesterday was what Fred Roggin called the slowest Sports News day of the year. With Football and Basketball in the off-season, and with Baseball on the […]
Post-Steroid Era All-Star Game is longest ever, as N.L. makes it hard on A.L., but fails to leave happy for 12th straight time, in 15-inning New York Yankathon Please don’t confuse Chase Utley with Dan Uggla. Chase Utley is the Bruin/Phillie/Top Vote-Getter in the NL, who got a hit in three at bats in the National League’s […]
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