Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos

  • TEX MESSAGE

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    With Final Four on TAP, CLICKING Bruins get spurred on to San Antonio by spirited campus Send-Off The UCLA Bruins are in San Antoinio right now, preparing to play in their third consecutive Final Four.  But before they boarded the bus, they received an incoming message from thousands of well-wishers: …

  • IT’S A 1-DERFUL LIFE! ALL 4 #1’S SURVIVE TO MAKE FINAL FOUR AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC

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    Kansas “Bailey” Escapes Davidson’s Capra-esque Finish and “Meats” John Doe, while Memphis turns Texas into Pottersville, full of Longhorn fans who bought pricey Final Four Tickets and are now getting drunk and wishing that they’d never been born Sometimes, “one” is NOT the loneliest number. For the first time in History, all four #1 Seeds have reached…

  • LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY: BRUINS WHIP NOUGAT OUT OF MUSKETEERS TO CHOC. UP “THREE-TURN” TO FINAL FOUR

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    LUC-ING FOR MR. GOODBAR, FONDA THE LOVE-LY PAYDAY:  Don’t Snicker — M&Mbah (don’t call him “Butterfinger”) a Moute and Love are Good n’ Plenty in 76-57 binge over Xavier, that fattens UCLA’s resume for being the best in the Milky Way, Bar None, with 3rd straight Final Four appearance Sometimes…

  • TEXAS ELECTRIFIES, FENCES LOPEZES OUT, 82-62

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    No Amnesty for the Cardinal:  Texas Chainsaws the Trees with 20-3 Second-Half Stand-Off, as their Twisters topple the Twin Towers, 82-62  Just when it looked like Stanford had figured out the Longhorns, all Hell broke loose.  After trailing by about 6-10 points the whole game, Stanford made a 2nd Half run, by aggressively…

  • KEEFER MADNESS

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    James Keefe Sparks UCLA’s Sweet 16 Party, but Love is the Drug who Weeds out 12-Seed Western Kentucky and Stems the Burning up of a 21-point lead, which nearly goes up in a Puff of Bluegrass Smoke It was as frighteningly traumatic as a Viet Nam Vet’s Acid flashback, but UCLA fans can finally…

  • A&M WRECKERS

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    Label it an Instant Classic:  Bruins record Blue & Gold Record 33rd win, as Texas A&M can’t stop the groovin’ Love – Collison Duo from spinning and scoring in 53-49 comeback thriller Finally — Some good news for O.J. Mayo:  His “good friend” Kevin Love is going to the Sweet…

  • LOVE AND LET DIE

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    Licensed-to-Kill Kevin Love triggers Record-setting 70-29 Bruin Win (while usc doesn’t live to Die Another Day), but U(CLA) Only Live Twice if you overlook Texas A&M Tomorrow Never Dies… unless you’re usc.  Fans in Omaha had A View To A Kill yesterday, as a humiliating 13-Point Upset Loss to ELEVENTH-SEEDED…

  • DC IS CAPTAIN MARVEL, AS BRUIN SUPERHEROES – IN FAR FROM MINT CONDITION – WRAP UP PAC-10 TOURNEY TITLE, 67-64

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    Iron Man-Flash Darren Collison Storms past Brookman & Robin for 28 Points, as UCLA Kapows Stanford, without Lucquaman, but with help from Superman Kevin Love, who comes back from the dead, from Superboy James Keefe, who comes out of nowhere, and from a COMICal Card decision that comes as a…

  • UN-LUC-KY…BUT NOT TOO UNLUCKY — BRUINS DISPOSE OF TROJANS, 57-54

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    Kevin Love spurs Bruin spurt at start of Second Half with 11 Points in 4 minutes, and UCLA withstands a late Mayo-led comeback, to overcome Luc’s injury and beat sc again (thanks to Mayo’s last-second choke) Pro Scouts, pay attention:  O.J. Mayo should be getting paid to play.  Make that, getting…

  • BEARS’ BULL-EXCHANGES FUND BRUINS, WHO MERRILY LYNCH CAL, 88-66

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    Bruins Crash Cal’s NCAA hopes, as all the Insider Info about Payback fail to yield a Return On Investment for Bears If you ignored Tim Floyd’s Stock answer and speculated on the Bears, you’re now a little “broker.” For once, Floyd was right.  Before the UCLA-Cal rematch, when told that…

  • “WALLOWS” RETURN TO CALIFORNIA MISSION

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    Cal’s Cryin’ Ryan Anderson says “We OWE it to” UCLA, because that last loss was so hard to Swallow.  And it is “Mission: POSSIBLE,” since the lightly-motivated Bruins could self-destruct against a fired-up Bear team that has been wallowing in self-pity for five days and has its back to the (adobe) wall. The…

  • WHEN YOU’VE GOT LOVE, THE WHOLE WORLD IS JEALOUS

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    POY Vey:  While an envious Nation still has the Chutzpah to be Farklempt over three Unorthodox calls, King of the Bru’s Kevin Love is Chosen as Pac-10 Player of the Year (“Disputed by no one, this call should be”) There’s still a lot of crying going on out there, but deep down…