Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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DAVON JEFFERSON’S MOVIN’ ON UP (THE PAYSCALE)
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“Weezy Rider” has bigger fish to fry in the kitchen, and troy’s beans got burned on the grill, when they had to find out from the NBA that Jefferson’s finally got a piece of the pie So when a trojan stabs usc in the back, shouldn’t he become a Bruin…
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CLOSER — by NINE INCH (thumb)NAILS
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We bring you Closer to God: Why buck a Trent? Here’s another batch of hi-Rez(nor), heavenly, from-the-inside “Closer-Ups” (“Help me — I’ve got no soul to sell.”) Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be, Close to You(CLA). From “Nine Inch Nails” to…
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NEU KIDS ON THE BLOCK PARTY
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The UCLA Spring Scrimmage shows that Neuheisel and Chow are starting the Neu Edition from Menudo, getting In Sync, and turning Boys 2 Men, while searching the Backstreets for more Beasties Rick Neuheisel could make a Root Canal fun. And it’s a good thing for 15,000 Bruin fans that he can. …
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NOT READY FOR “NOT READY FOR PRIMETIME PLAYERS”
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LIVE, FROM NEU-CHOW, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT! (Lite) — ForLORN(E) and injured QB Blues Brothers (It’s Pat and Killer B) know it’ll be CURTINs for the NEWMAN being CHASEd by DeWayne’s World Land Sharks Do you like Defensive struggles? If not, it’s going to be a struggle to be at the Rose…
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ET TU, MOUTE?
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Brutal week: The Decline of the Bruin Empire continues, as even Mbah a Moute — who’d be more comfortable a-roamin’ in Togo than in a Roman toga — says he’ll take a stab at the NBA, but doesn’t hire an agent either, so these may not be his famous last…
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LOVE TAPS
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Love Lies Bleeding: Kevin Love pulls the plug on his UCLA career; Russell Westbrook also declares for the NBA Draft, but neither player hires an Agent The only viable scenario left that has Kevin Love returning to UCLA for his Sophomore season is one where Kevin sustains an injury. Where’s…
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RIVAL WITH A CAUSE: USC SONG GIRLS TAKE THE SC PLUNGE FOR CHARITY
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Check your Hatred at the Door: Today, Bruins and Trojans come together and Pool their resources to raise money for a very worthy cause (by getting very wet!) A female Police Officer from the local Drug and Gang Task Force was recently shot while on duty. She is now confined to a…
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SLINKO DE MAYO: Another trO-J cuts and runs
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Over-worshipped “savior” slinks away, crucified by trOJans for failing to resurrect sc’s moribund Basketball “Program” O.J. didn’t do it. When now EX-trojan O.J. Mayo came to usc, he promised to put usc Basketball “on the map.” Well, Mayo led the trojans to a FIRST ROUND loss — versus an ELEVEN Seed…
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DEPRESS CONFERENCE: If Love, DC, and Westy go Pro, Bruin fans may go Prozac
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UCLA’s roster may Shrink today, as Howland’s Press Conference could reveal if any imPatient Bruins are escaping to pursue their (Zo)lofty NBA goals Brace yourselves. And try not to go Mental. According to the L.A. Times, it is possible that Kevin Love, Darren Collison, and Russell Westbrook could all declare for the NBA Draft this year, with…
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THE CHALM BEFORE THE STORM: Comeback-culminating Chalmers chuck chases Calipari’s chaotic chokers to O.T., where Kansas tornadoes the Tigers and Chalmer heads prevail
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IllogiCalipari: Memphis Coach, out-Coached by Self, blames self for 75-68 National Championship collapse You know the DVD that chronicles the 2008 Memphis Tigers’ Magical Season, complete with Kevin Love getting posterized in the Final Four? Cancel it. Bruin fans can relax now — The worst moment of Kevin Love’s UCLA career,…
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APRIL CHOW-ERS
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Several Bruins may flower after being nourished by a steady Reign of Chow Philosophy With Memphis’ Perfect Storm raining out the thunderstruck UCLA Basketball Team’s Season on Saturday, there’s not much left to do, except speculate ignorantly about ALL FIVE STARTERS, and whether they are leaving UCLA prematurely to go Pro this…
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BOXING OUTSIDE THE THINK
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UCLA is getting into the Ring and taking off the Gloves, as the Neu Regime releases its Opening Salvo in the Fight for L.A. Football Spring Practice is underway in Westwood, as it is every year at this time, but THIS year, there’s something different in the air: An air of confidence, excitement,…