Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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PILLS BURY DOUGHBOY
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D’oh! Rich and (apparently) Flaky ex-trojan Kevin Ellison gets POPPED for Cooking through a School Zone, and ROLLED for having 100 Vicodin 99 Vicodin pills in the car, 99 Vicodin pills. You take one today, the pain goes away, 98 Vicodin pills in the car. Wow. What’s it been —…
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KOBE FARMS IT OUT
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Bryant outsources the Laker Offense with a Playoff career-high 13 Dimes, and his Technical Support Staff answers the call, as Gasol and Artest combine for 47 Points, and Farmar’s 4th quarter long-distance connections help put the Suns’ upset plans on hold, 124-112 Oh, Calcutta! The Lakers made it 8 in a…
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LAKES SHAKE PHOENIX FOUNDATION
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The Suns shoulda Duct: Kobe “Don’t call me Angus” Bryant Jacks up 40 Points and L.O. gets his Grube back with 19 & 19, as L.A. Clips Nemesis Nash’s wings, and Explodes all over the Challenger’s Club, Dismantling them 128-107… But once you Mullet over (if you’re on the Dean’s…
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BRIAN CUSHING: THE MARION BARRY OF FOOTBALL
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Cushing The Envelope, Please: Just like the former D.C. Mayor, the former sc player is re-awarded by voters, AFTER getting busted for drugs — Moral of the Story? Just Say Yes to Drugs The AP Voters are Absolutely Pathetic. The Associated Press Voters sent a pointed message to America’s Youth…
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CUSHING UP DAISIES
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Ex-trojan’s NFL career could go six feet under, after the Juicer from Juice U. gets squeezed with a 4-game suspension for Steroids Another trojan Award Winner who should give the Award BACK. First Bush, now Cush. The NFL’s current Defensive Rookie of the Year (and ex-trojan) Brian Cushing has just been suspended…
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PISTOL-WHIPPED INTO A FRENZY
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Pistol at Dusk: UCLA’s “Pistol” isn’t a lethal weapon yet, and their Saturday Night Special scrimmage shows that the new Offense is not on target to shoot something other than blanks; However, the Defense proves that THEY still have stopping power Kevin Prince is going to have to break some tackles this…
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PRICE GOETH BEFORE THE FALLEN
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Bri Goes Before Them All: UCLA’s Brian Price gets drafted before anyone from usc, and is going down to Florida to be a Buc for lotsa bucks, while Bruin Gymnastics refuses to go down in Florida, to Florida et al., buckling down to buck the trend and win UCLA’s 105th National…
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NATIONALS VELVET
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5 other teams can’t mount a challenge, as the smooth-as-blue-velvet Bruins easily clear their regional hurdle, with TEN-acity, and are galloping on to the National Finals The UCLA Gymnastics Bruins are ranked #3 in the Country, but for the second time in a row, they have posted the highest score in the…
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VAULT DISNEY
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Take a Poll and you’ll hear that Kevin Prince is Charming a Small World of fans and Coaches, as his storybook vault in performance has him frozen at the head of the QB Club, and has Richard Brehaut going back in the vault Rule #1 on Practice Reports, especially in…
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DePaul-bearer?
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Rumors had Ben Howland burying UCLA’s “Howland Era” to go resurrect the Blue Demons, but he laid them to rest by opining that he has “zero interest” in this undertaking From Pauley to DePaul? Low-hair to O’hare? DePaul-bearer of bad news? No. UCLA Head Basketball Coach Ben Howland insists that…
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KANSAS: BUST IN THE WIND
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Heavily-played overall #1 Seed Kansas hits The Point of No Return — It’s 9th-seed underdog Northern Iowa who will Carry On instead, as will UW’s Dawgs, who rock Los Lobos to strike a Sweet chord for the Pac-10 You’re not IN anymore, Kansas. For the first time in 6 years, a Number One Seed…
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BRICKS & DONE
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Haggard Bruins Swift-ly lose their Rhythm, their Range, their Pride, and their Season, with no Trace of Rimes or Reason, as Rich Bears Cash in, 85-72 Parton is such sweet sorrow. And UCLA fans can now part ways with any wild hopes of a magical miracle run to March Madness,…