Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos

  • MALCOLM X’S OUT GREY COUGARS

    Blue Power — Washington State’s “Grey Out” fails to oppress UCLA, who fights back from 15 down, forces Overtime on two Malcolm Lee Free Throws, then wins it on four more Lee Free Throws, 58-54 Chalk this one up to Marijuana.  With Washington State’s star player Klay(Pipe) Thompson suspended after getting…

  • THE DEVILS ‘N MISTER JONES

    Obscene start, happy ending — Lazeric Jones Reems ASU with 10 Points, 10 Assists, and no mental boners, pulling UCLA out of a 12-point hole, and thrusting them to an 18-point pounding of the Sun Devils, 71-53 Slow starts may have worked for Zenyatta almost every time, but UCLA needs…

  • JOSHUA > TREES

    Smith’s Re’s, Lee’s D, Nine Three’s, and Reeves’ Free’s tease Trees — B’s seize another V (without ease, if you please), as UCLA leaves Maples with their 6th straight win, 69-65 Shoo, Trees!  UCLA had trouble putting away Stanford on Thursday night, letting the Cardinal whittle a 16-point lead down to 4…

  • THE BLOCK MAMBA

    Honey From The Block — Tyler Honeycutt rattles off eight of the Bruins’ SIXTEEN Rejections, as dam-fine UCLA Beaver-blocks Oregon State, 69-61 How does a guy have SEVEN Turnovers and only 9 points, but still dominate the highlight reel?  Just ask Tyler Honeycutt.  The Bruin Forward led UCLA to a sloppy but convincing…

  • MALCOLM MAULS MALLARDS

    Lee lays large load on lame Ducks, egging on Bruins to shoot down 8-point deficit and win going away, 64-54 All that Nike money, and Oregon still can’t get all their Ducks in a row.  Actually, the Oregon Basketball team has improved dramatically this Season.  They were expected to really…

  • REEVES’ HEAVE BEATS STEVE

    Reeves Nelson hits a dramatic Three-Pointer to ruin Steve Lavin’s return to Pauley Pavilion, as Nelson’s 17 Rebounds and Joshua Smith’s 19 Points foul up foul-happy St. Johns in 66-59 triumph Quick and talented but extremely undisciplined and inconsistent team plays unstructured ball, relying on one player’s 1-on-1 skills, blows…

  • IF THE LOVE FITS, YOU MUST ADMIT

    Ming Clause — To replace the injured Yao Ming, the NBA injects Love into the All-Star game, where he will re-unite with fellow Bruin Westbrook Feel Like Making Love… an All-Star?  Well, the NBA did, and he’s not in Bad Company. Bruin greats Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook will be…

  • ZEEK PEAKS, GEEKS REEK

    Get Your Zeek On — Howland’s Halftime tweaks deke weak-minded trojan freaks, turning bleak squeaker into something unique:  A cheeky 64-50 streak-breaking veectory over u$c, who creaks in meekly with only 15 points in the 2nd Half, with Lazeric “Zeek” Jones’ sneaky blocked shot blowing up Troy like a heat-seeker It’s…

  • “PERV” GRIFFEN GRABS ANOTHER SACK

    Ex-trojan Everson Griffen gets busted (again) for allegedly driving without a license, running away from Police, and attending (to) the Policeman’s Balls Did Pete Carroll just have the talent to RECOGNIZE this kind of “character” in a recruit, or did he DEVELOP it?  Once again, a Carroll-groomed ex-trojan has run afoul…

  • LAZERIC JONES & THE TEMPE OF DOOM

    Bruins of the Lost (& Found) Arc — The snake-bit Sun Devils go on a crusade in the desert and dig out of a 15-point hole to force OT, but Jones and the Bruins suddenly become arc-heologists, whipping up a holy trilogy of three’s to excavate lost treasure And just when…

  • ESCAPE CLAWS

    Bears claw back from 15 down with 9 minutes left (and 14 down with 4 minutes left, and 8 down with 1 minute left) to tie game with 10 seconds left, but Nelson’s right claw tips in game-winner with 2 seconds left, as Bruins barely escape with grisly 86-84 victory…

  • SIDESHOW BOB-CATS

    Montana State almost “Simpson’s” UCLA, but the Bruins get off the couch and fight back from 3 down in the second half — without any “Homer” calls — to avoid a murderous loss and gag the Bobcats, 75-59 D’oh! Once again, UCLA struggled against an overmatched team from the state…