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  • A ‘BOWL FULL OF KELLEY

    Ho, ho, ho — Chip Kelly unwraps Joshua Kelley against the trojans at the Rose Bowl, gifting him 40 carries, and Kelley tears into it like a kid on Christmas, gaining a career-high 289 yards including a career-best 61-yard run, and scoring 2 TD’s including the game-winning 55-yarder, as UCLA celebrates an upset over u$c […]

  • CAN BRUINS’ HOARSE COACH OUT-COACH TROJAN HORSE COACH?

    Right from the hoarse’s mouth — UCLA Coach Chip Kelly has lost his voice — Let’s hope that’s the only thing he loses this week So Chip Kelly addressed the throng of Bruin students and fans at the Beat SC Rally Thursday night, and it was painful to listen to him talk.  His raspy voice […]

  • A ROLLING ZONE TACKLES NO MOSS

    Zack Moss es mas macho — Utah’s Zack Moss runs for 211 yards and 3 Touchdowns as the Utes convincingly end UCLA’s 2-game winning streak, 41-10 All the problems that UCLA overcame to eke out a victory over Arizona last week returned this week against Utah, and the Utes made the Bruins pay.  Number One […]

  • TWO WINS FOR THE BRUINS

    Bruins and Wilton don’t wilt under pressure — UCLA comes back from two Second Half deficits behind backup QB Wilton Speight and RB Joshua Kelly to edge Arizona 31-30, giving the Bruins a 2-game winning streak It wasn’t pretty.  It wasn’t easy.  But it’s a win, and it makes the Bruins 2-2 in the Conference, […]

  • DAWGS LICK BRUINS

    Bruins “improve” to 0-5 — When’s the last time UCLA BEAT THE SPREAD by 2 Touchdowns and the fans still left unhappy?  Bruins play better than they have been playing, holding a good Washington team to a 31-24 win, but it still leaves the Blue and Gold shockingly winless after 5 games Ok, first of […]

  • CHIPWRECKED

    A three- hour horror, a three-hour horror — UCLA’s new Skipper Chip Kelly should forfeit his salary, because his first three games — all horrible losses — mark the worst start for the Bruins in recent memory, after Saturday night’s 38-14 Bulldog drubbing Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of […]

  • ALL THAT AND A BAG ON CHIP

    We waiters got only a 15% Chip — Bruin fans waited a long time to get an elite Coach like Chip Kelly, but his debut is a debacle, as demonstrated by a lack of trademark-Chip Offensive imagination, lack of scoring, dropped passes, bad snaps, horrible tackling, and a stupid coaching penalty that basically iced the […]

  • MAGIC CRATE BALL

    Ball Protection — As foretold, Magic Johnson has succeeded in luring LeBron James to the Lakers and now has his sights set on Kawhi Leonard, but must not ransom the future by letting Lonzo Ball roll away Ringtime for Lonzo… unless the Magic – Jeanie team rubs the wrong lamp and lets the Ball lad […]

  • TROJANS GET SHAFTED, NOT DRAFTED

    Final score:  UCLA 5, U$C 4 — After Josh Rosen and Kolton Miller get selected in the 1st Round, UCLA sees three more players get drafted on Day 3 (Kenny Young, Scott Quessenberry, and Jordan Lasley), while no trojans get picked The 2018 NFL Draft is now complete, and has seen FIVE Bruins get selected.  […]

  • PHOENIX HAS ROSEN

    Cardinal Win — The NFL’s Phoenix-area franchise Arizona Cardinals use the 10th pick of the Draft to replace failing ex-trojan QB Carson Palmer, who just mercifully retired, with Bruin Josh Rosen, in an effort to rise from the ashes and break their 68-year Championship Drought — the longest in all of North American Sports There […]

  • KELLY DONUT

    No tips from Chip, cuz loose lips sink ‘ships — It has been confirmed that Chip Kelly’s Offensive wrinkles are coming, but are being kept under wraps at this point in time, so the most exciting action at the Spring Scrimmage was on the sidelines Just in case a trojan scout or any other upcoming […]

  • VANILLA CHIP AND CHAMPIONSHIP

    An even better “Bruin Day” —  On a day when UCLA Beats sc  19-2 in Baseball, and the Bruin Gymnasts win UCLA’s 115th NCAA Championship, many eyes were focused on Chip Kelly’s Spring Showcase Scrimmage, which instead of the tricky Oregon Offense Kelly is famous for, displayed a lot of plain vanilla football Congratulations to […]

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