Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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Here at the Trojan-Haters Club, EVERY week is “BeatSC Week”
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But THIS week, everyone is on board, even if the Official name is “Blue & Gold Week” They can change the name if they want, but it doesn’t change anything. This week, it’s all about beating sc. As Red Sanders once said, Beating sc isn’t a matter of life and…
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DUCKING THE ISSUE
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Despite the heated controversy, WE don’t feel like discussing whether the upcoming game will be Karl’s last; We’d rather give you more Oregon Cheerleader pics. And if you don’t like it, we invite you to go Duck yourself There are plenty of controversies for Bruin fans to get absorbed with…
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BRUINS STILL GIVE A FLYING DUCK
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The Ducks lay a goose egg in 16-0 loss, making the Bruins eligible for a Bowl, including the Rose Bowl Senior Day had its moments… UCLA overcame their sluggish Offense with a shut down Defense to beat Oregon 16-0. The Bruins used three Kai Forbath Field Goals, including a 54-yarder, to go…
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BYE, BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE
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Just because UCLA had a bye, it doesn’t mean the levy is dry And when the levee breaks… Here we are, just SITTING on all this GOLD, with no Bruin win or trojan loss to celebrate. So, since we don’t really need an excuse, this “post” is ALL about sharing…
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“JUICE CABOOSE-NOOSE, DEUCE,” NOT LOOSE IN VE-GOOSE
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No truce, as Court TV Reporters spruce up with mousse: O.J.’s ass is still in a sling, again, as the trojan hero has been ordered to stand trial in Las Vegas for Armed Robbery and Kidnapping As expected by legal experts but not by us, usc’s Favorite Son O.J. Simpson…
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THAT’S AMORE!
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When ol’ ‘Dino’s in town but can’t knock any down that’s Amore, aka Kevin Love, who leads UCLA to a 35-point Roast of the San Berdoo Coyotes [insert your own “Coyote Ugly” joke here] If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that the coyotes never win. That life lesson held…
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STARCH OF THE PENGUINS
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UCLA’s Emperor Love puts game against Chilly Willies in Fridge and Mata-Real ices it, 83-52 “Penguin” — Great Batman villian, good frozen-lake swimmers, bad frozen yogurt sellers, and even worse frozen-rope shooters. The Youngstown State Penguins laid an egg in Pauley on Monday night, getting blown away by a Bruin team still missing…
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SITE FOR SORE EYES
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Wake up, wake up! You’re having a dream — Karl’s not packing his bags just yet. It’s not fair to blame a guy for an epidemic of injuries… however… The problem is APPEARANCES. If the whole Country thinks that Karl Dorrell is about to be fired, then Karl’s hottest Recruits might be…
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SLATERS OF THE LOST MARK
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Hellacious Kickoff Return TD resurrects Bruins, but Devils suck out UCLA’s soul with tough 24-20 win How mad can you be when your Scout Team comes within a whisker of beating the #9 team in the Country? New QB Osaar Rasshan gave his all, but even his VinceYoung-like scrambling ability couldn’t get…
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In-line SCating
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Double JeoParty: The Juice oozes back into Court today for the ultimate “do-over,” two days after overflowing Lake spills toxic evidence all over Bush, but hold the celebration — Trojan Tailbacks are harder to bring down OFF the field than on ODE TO O.J. & REGGIE [Emphasis on underlined syllables] If…
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DIRTY LAUNDRY
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Desperate Peter pulls a Siegfried & Roy, turning Zebras into (SCape)goats, but fails to WISK away Stain-ford, or SHOUT out ALL his rivals’ CHEERs over the turning TIDE It takes unmitigated gall to blame the fall of troy on bad officiating. Enter Pete Carroll. Carroll has apparently filed a formal complaint with the Pac-10…
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YIPPEE-KAI-YAY, MOTHER-F…
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A Rebus Puzzle for DIE HARD Bruin fans, celebrating (among other things) Alterraun Verner and Kai Forbath winning Player of the Week Awards It’s gotta be the most famous Movie Catchphrase of our time that you CAN’T say on TV, or print on a “family” web site, but we think that…