Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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FLYING SASHA CONTAINS BELITTLED GREEN MEN
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The breathtaking Vu is out of this World: (Legal) Alien Sasha Vujacic floats in 20 and takes One Giant Shot for Laker-kind, Celtic Stars are Marooned, and Phil Jackson Phones Home to get NINE points from Bruins to win SIX-point Close Encounter of the Third Game with Brittle Green Men from…
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POWE SMOKERS
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Paulie & the Powe-boys lay down 31 dimes to take Credence from the Lakers’ Record Revival, and take a 2-0 choke-hold on Finals Too LA-git to quit. Sure, the Lakers lost Game 2 in Boston 108-102 to fall behind 0-2 in the Series… but it is the Lakers who carry momentum back to Los…
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IRON MAN HAS FREEZING PROBLEM
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BRY ICE: After leading by 5 at Halftime, Kobe and Lakers freeze up like Iron Man and go Down(ey) in Series, 0-1 The Los Angeles Lakers went into BRYogenic Deep Freeze on Thursday night, losing a Road game that was up for grabs as the NBA Finals got under way…
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HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE WEST
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“Bryant’s Team” shows some Nerve and breaks the Spurs’ Serve, while “My-Dance Team” shows some Verve and screws up the Curve The Lakers are not celebrating, and neither should their fans, but Phil Jackson’s squad just went into San Antonio and earned a Game 4 victory to take a commanding 3-1 lead…
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Noah’s nArk
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Cop on a lArk makes “Toke-kim” his mArk, for failing to hArk laws pathetically Ark(-aic), against “Heineken-dArk-ing” and “Wacky Weed-spArking” (that could pArk “Smokim” in a stArk, grey cell for a 6-month spell — which is a lot longer than 40 days and 40 nights) Joakim should have just said “No-ah.” Former…
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SAVE THE WAILS
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Trojan fans are asinine and out-of-line to whine “Decline,” since their Girls still shine like our Fine Nine (just not quite as brightly) Another series of brutal assaults victimizing trojan co-eds related to the usc Athletic Department? Well, at least this time, the attacks are verbal… but still very hurtful, and of…
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MANY HAPPY RETURNS
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The Returns are (Bru-) In: Farmar’s confidence, Trevor Ariza, and the Showtime dominance have Returned for the Lakers, while Josh Shipp’s Return and J’Mison Morgan have UCLA fans counting on a 4th straight Return to the Final Four As the Memorial Day Weekend rolls along, highlighted by the Return after 18…
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EVEN COACH WOODEN NO LIKE-A THE JUICE
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Wooden once told UCLA’s Wooden Center to either remove Warhol’s “OJ d’arte,” or remove Wooden’s name… and HE had the juice to get rid of The Juice From the very day that this web site was conceived, it was a sadly-accepted given: Our all-time Hero John Wooden would probably not approve. Coach Wooden is WAY…
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FROM LAKE FLACCID TO STIFF COMPETITION
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Seems Lake Old Times — Jazz makes it hard in the end after coming out soft, but Salt-Lakers are impotent to Halt Lakers from limping into the Western Finals for the first time in 4 years Never hire a Kidd to do a Man’s job… especially when you already have Derek Fisher, who…
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LOFA GETS PINCHED
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Tatupu’s reputation is swirling around the bowl, after he becomes the 3rd allegedly wasted-behind-the-wheel ex-trojan in 3 months to get scooped up Another ex-trojan’s sparkling image just got flushed down the Troy-let, when Seattle cops arrested usc Legacy Lofa Tatupu for apparent Drunk Driving. The Police say that Lofa was…
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GRAND THEFT GROTTO IV
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Is there anybunny left in the hot tubs of Airbrush Land now that UCLA has a monopoly on the best “Girls Next Door?” Just call it “Hugh-C-L-A.” Back in the day, every kid knew that the best-looking Girls in the World resided under their Dads’ beds, and I don’t mean aldulterous…
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NeuTube
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NOW PLAYING (at the Neu-art Theater, Rated NC-17 for language): Wannabe trojans getting cursed out by Pete Carroll’s viral son; COMING SOON (to UCLA, Rated RD-R-R for getting the last laugh): A Blockbuster Cast of Star Recruits from the A List who don’t want to be treated like Extras Is it…