Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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I GET NO KICK FROM SHAM’S PAIN (EVEN WHEN THE FIBBER BREAKS A FIBULA)
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Karma & Reg: Reggie Bush’s muff leads to a broken leg and six weeks of rehab, in what many are calling an act of Karma — but six weeks of muffs would have been better I don’t like to see Reggie Bush get hurt. I don’t like to see anyone…
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EASY A+
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Head of the Class: It’s okay to wear an “A” on your chest, as long as it’s preceded by “UCL” (and not in scarlet) What is it with Football Reporters (especially on the Internet) and GRADES? Everyone wants to be the Teacher, finally turning the tables, and doling out letter grades to…
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FRANKLIN’S ELECTRICITY SHOCKS UCLA BACK TO LIFE
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Franklin Mint gets bad taste out of Bruin mouths, with 158 yards Rushing and 3 TD’s to Key 31-13 upset of #23 Houston Sorry for the delay, but there was so much celebrating — of Touchdowns, of Interceptions, and of not sucking any more — that it took forever to…
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WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION
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Bush says returning the Heisman was NOT an admission of guilt — Of course not: A real trOJan never confesses Reggie Bush and O.J. Simpson: The trojan “If I Did It” Twins. Two usc Heisman-trophy winning* u$c Tailbacks, who are the only two people in the World who think that either…
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YOU WANT COUGARS OR CO-EDS?
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With the high-scoring Houston Cougars coming to town, the intercourse should be about Football, but thanks to UCLA’s limp performance so far, the only excitement around here is for the Spirit Squad Norm Chow’s Offense needs a shot of Viagra. And if they sustain a drive for more than 4…
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UCLA McDLT: THE COLD STAY COLD, THE HOT STAY HOT
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The Grimacing Bruin Football team may be frigid as a McBlizzard, but the Spirit Squad is hotter than the Hamburglar’s new iPod You deserve a break today. So here is a second helping of brand new UCLA Cheerleader photos, to take your mind off of what happened in the Rose…
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THE TREE STOOGES
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Worst Episode Ever: Numbskull Bruins are Slapstick Shemps for Stanford in 35-0 Poke in the Eyes Even Curly scored ONCE… when he hid the ball under his jersey. Maybe Norm Chow ought to add that little piece of trickery to his “arsenal,” since nothing else seems to be working. In fact,…
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HOSTESS-GATE SNO-BALLS!
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Ho, Ho: The next Ding Dong you hear may be the NCAA coming for Lane Kiffin, who should use the Twinkie Defense to avoid letting the Tennessee Hostess Scandal be the icing on his Cupcake Lane Kiffin is not a Twinkie. The shelf-life of a Twinkie is 1000 years, but…
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DANCE, RANTS, NO CHANCE TO ADVANCE
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“10”-aisle, Zen-bile, De-nial: Take a Glance at 10 new UCLA Dance pics, seasoned with a light Summer whine and a hard Fall The Hall of Fame photos were nice, but it’s been too long since I’ve shared some “never-before-seen” UCLA Cheer photos, so tonight I am breaking the Streak of bleakness…
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