Category: UCLA/usc/Cheerleader Photos
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PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORA
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“Consider Yourself,” at Home; Consider Yourself, One of the Family — New UCLA Football Head Coach Jim L. (“I’d Do Anything”) Mora is “Reviewing The Situation,” before making a single “Twist,” after being introduced at a Press Conference full of “Food, Glorious Food” Never before has a boy wanted more-a. If…
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TAKING THEIR TALENTS TO NORTH BEACH
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The Sweet and Sourdough Bowl — UCLA makes The Decision to accept a berth in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl in San Francisco against Illinois on New Year’s Eve, a bittersweet reward that could remove the sour taste of an inconsistent season from Bruins’ mouths UCLA won’t have to visit Ghirardelli Square to taste…
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DARK SIDE OF THE SWOON
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Howland, We Have a Problem — With the Bruins up by 11 with 4 minutes to go in the 1st Half, a power surge knocks out the Arena lights, then Texas outscores UCLA by 21 in the next 21 minutes to rocket to a 69-59 victory Everything started out great and…
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50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR COVER
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Make a new plan, Dan — Neuheisel is Slip Sliding Away, as his Offense can’t score a single point, and his Defense is much worse, giving up 50, by failing to cover anyone all night The Offense gets shut out, yet the Defense was worse than the Offense. What more do you…
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MAYA CON DIOS
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Go with the Gods, Bruins — It’s gonna take a miracle, but God gave us Riana and Maya, so maybe he can give us a victory on Saturday night It’s now just one day away from the big showdown, and there’s very little left to say. Everyone knows who SHOULD…
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WHERE THE RED BURN GROWS
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A Classic Tale — After the Rivalry Game, it could be “That’s all she wrote” for UCLA’s Coach, so he needs to beat the team whom the NCAA “threw the book at” The UCLA Football team’s motto is “Burn The Boats,” and their die-hard fans burned Tommy Trojan last night,…
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EMOTIONAL RESCUE
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You Can’t Always Get What You Want — The only hope this week for Satisfaction (and to avoid a 19th Nervous Breakdown) would be to amp up the raw emotion, hope for a letdown, Let It Bleed, and have absolutely No Sympathy for the Devil. And Sticky Fingers would help too Don’t…
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BUFFALOES GIVE YOU WINGS
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No Bull — Bruins soar to tasty 45-6 victory over battered Colorado — If only it were an appetizer for an upcoming meal Finally — A game that goes the way it was expected to go. Double-digit Favorite UCLA faced Colorado on Saturday, and jumped all over them, flying out…
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THAT M.T. FEELING INSIDE… AND OUTSIDE
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Running on M.T. — MTSU destroys UCLA 86-66, outshooting the Bruins 71% to 37%, by getting a ton of easy shots in the Paint, and making a stunning 10-of-11 from behind the arc Who are the “bums” now? Last week after the Bruins got beat soundly by Loyola Marymount, Josh…
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INLAND EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
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Rebuilding around the Skyscraper — Big Josh Smith towers over the rest with 26 points in UCLA’s sketchy 80-72 Exhibition victory, but the erections around him are still architecture in progress You wouldn’t think that Anthony Stover and Jerime Anderson would be crucial to the Bruins’ success this season, but…
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PRINCE OF DARKNESS SNUFFS OUT SUN DEVILS
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Hell Freezes Over — Former Fallen Angel Kevin Prince torches #19 ASU with a last minute comeback, converting a 3rd and 29 on the final drive to lead the Bruins to a 29-28 upset and 1st Place in the Pac-12 South — DESPITE FOUR FUMBLES AND TWO HUGE PASS INTERFERENCE PENALTIES ALL IN…
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NO DANCE IN HELL?
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Not many outside the Spirit Squad give the Bruins a fighting chance against the Devils today, but an upset victory would lift UCLA out of Purgatory and into 1st Place in the not-so-Deep South 8 and a 1/2-point underdog UCLA is Running With The Devils today, racing to the top…