Category: Non-Rivalry News
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KING JAMES BYE-BYE
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False Idol Thumped: LeBron is not God, or even the Savior of Cleveland, as he dispels all that fiction by plaguing his own people with NINE Turnovers and thirteen bricks, Numbers that were the Genesis of the Cavs’ epic-fail Playoff Exodus 27 Points, NINETEEN Rebounds, and 10 Assists: A Triple-Double Royale for…
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WHILE MY GASOL GENTLY SWEEPS
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My Sweep Lord: By George, Pau is Leenon towards a Ring-o, as Gasol and Kobe Come Together and Beat the Help!-less Jazz 111-96 Yesterday, to Best them 4-0 and Get Back to the Western Finals — but Here Come The Suns (and LeBron is thinking: “I’ll Follow The Suns”) Hello,…
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THE A-TEAM IS ON THE JAZZ
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Nice, L.A.! I love it when a plan comes together, and I pity the fool who bet the Van on Utah, as the explosive Lakers hit 13 bombs to barely survive, 111-110, and build a 3-0 Series lead over the soon-to-be-underground Jazz (who Face elimination and are Howling Mad over…
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TEEN-AINGE WASTELAND
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He Can’t Explain: It may not be a Legal Matter, but Boston GM (and Honorary Trojan) Danny Ainge, Who was a Celtic Sub-sti-tute from My Generation, shows his low class and immaturity by Fiddling About with a towel-toss, orchestrated to Rock a Cleveland Free Throw shooter Can you see The Real He he…
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WHOLLY RAIL TO HOLY GRAIL
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Did you choose wisely? Calvin Borel and his mount Super Saver take the inside path to a Kentucky Derby win, giving the jockey called “Bo-rail” a miraculous TRINITY of Derby Triumphs IN FOUR YEARS, a Sport of Kings barrier that no one before could Cross It’s a Three-out-of-Fourpeat. Jockey Calvin…
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WELCOME TO “THUNDER DONE”
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Two Teams Enter, One Team Leaves, and thanks to the Gas Man topping it off, that One Team is the Lakers, who leave the Okies in their dust, Mad to the Max Russell Westbrook ran out of gas, and Oklahoma City ran out of Gasol-blockers. On a night when the…
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GLEAMING THE CUBAN
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Face-plant by dirty-Slater Kidd lets #7 Spurs skate into 2nd Round, while Cuban’s #2 Mavericks see their season grind to a halt Once again, Jason Kidd is fleeing the scene of an accident. Last time, he (allegedly) ran away on foot after he crashed his Toyota (Hey! Maybe it was…
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A POUND OF THUNDER
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Sometimes you’re the boot, sometimes you’re the butterfly: Westbrook gets stepped on by Kobe, as the prehistoric Lakers go back in time and ‘bury OKC 111-87, to alter the future and give fans a Ray of hope Is this the NBA, or is it Science-Fiction? Is Home Court Advantage really…
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“THROW THE ‘BROOK AT ‘EM!”
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Festival of ‘Brook’s: Lakers’ development is arrested, as Westbrook loosens collar, Durant handcuffs Kobe, and OKC refuses to drop charges “Westbrook is a STUD!” “A Star is Born!” Those were just two of the accolades being heaped on former UCLA star Russell Westbrook last night, after he and fellow Thunder…
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DURANT’S GLANCE FAILS TO ENHANCE HIS CHANCE TO ADVANCE
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Fans watch in trance, as L.A. grants Kevin Durant’s good look for a game-winning shot (and celebratory dance), then see it glance off the rim, which plants OKC in an 0-2 stance Kobe Bryant used to miss clutch shots too. When Kobe first came up, he was obviously going to…
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STEALING THUNDER
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Lakers steal thunder from steely Thunder by thundering out to 17-point lead and weathering storm when Westbrook and OKC storm back Bruin Star Russell Westbrook played in his first ever Playoff game on Sunday at Staples, and he almost stole it for the Thunder. It’s hard to believe, but even…
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AIR-BORNE SUPREMACY
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“Swim with Mike” charity soars to new heights and so do the new-identity Song Girls, as a Conspiracy is Born to send an Ultimatum to the UCLA Spirit Squad: The Chase is On — If you slow down, you’ll get caught Forget the celebrated Oregon Duck Cheerleaders — USC’s re-vamped song girls are the…