Category: Non-Rivalry News
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DEREK EXPLODES, RUINS C’S; BRUINS CLEAN UP
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After collapse, slick Fish heads off disaster by filling the hole to save the Lakes, while Wooden inspires massive BP (Bruin Pride) to surface, and it caps off the ‘Cats, and floats UCLA Softball to the top Every year, some ungrateful Laker fans complain to Phil Jackson via the Internet and Talk…
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RAYGUN LIBRARY
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Not Bedtime for Rondo: Ray Allen shoots down L.A. with a Finals Record EIGHT Three-point ICBM’s, and Rajon Rondo launches Boston with a Triple-Double and a late Push of The Button, as the Celtics tear down the wall of Home Court Advantage, silence Staples, and book a fifth chapter to this 2010…
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ANOTHER L.A. DRIVE-BY
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Just a flesh wound: Menacing Lakers protect their turf and gun down Boston 102-89, drawing first blood with through-and-through penetration and bulletproof Gang Defense, but it’s just Game 1, and the armor-Pierced Celtics could retalliate with improved shooting The Celtics brought a knife to a gunfight. And the Lakers brought…
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STOP, OR MY MAMBA WILL SHOOT!
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Cliffhanger: Sly Suns’ Dreaded comeback from 18 down makes it Rocky for Driven Lakers, but Phoenix can’t get Over the Top, as closing Specialist Kobe and L.A. Stallions Lock Up the Series-clinching Victory, 111-103 Sylvester Stallone may have played “Cobra” and “Rocky Bal-BOA,” but when it comes to sheer Star Power,…
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THE ARTEST FINALLY KNOWN AS PRINCE
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Party like it’s (the 3 years after) 1999: In the final minute, after the Suns had Corved down an 18-point lead to almost nothing, Ron Artest misses 2 shots and gifts 20 seconds to Phoenix, but his putback at the buzzer is When Suns Cry, and it makes him the…
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WHERE HOLLYWOOD MEETS PINE
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L.A. Stars out-performed by Phoenix Extras: The Suns’ Stand-Ins score 54 off the Pine to steal the scene from Kobe & Co., 115-106, as the Phoenix producers once again pre-empt the long-awaited Series Finale There was no Hollywood ending scripted for the Celebrity-backed Los Angeles Lakers on Tuesday Night. Despite…
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ROBIN GOOD AND HIS ‘MAR’E MAN
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Not ready to Bow out: Lopez and Stoudemire combine for 62, and a Forest-like Zone has Phoenix Robin from the Rich 17 times (including 10 Steals), as the Suns Tuck and run out of the Friar, 118-109; It Sherwood be nice to get more than 9-for-32 from Odom and the…
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BOSTON GOES COMMANDO ON ORLANDO
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Brief Series: Balls Out Boston lets it all hang out to blow off limp Orlando’s bloomers 94-71 and go up 3-0, as they jockey for a flashy sweep before giving L.A. another crack The Moon is setting on Orlando, and the end is near… No buts about it. The Boston…
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KOBE FARMS IT OUT
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Bryant outsources the Laker Offense with a Playoff career-high 13 Dimes, and his Technical Support Staff answers the call, as Gasol and Artest combine for 47 Points, and Farmar’s 4th quarter long-distance connections help put the Suns’ upset plans on hold, 124-112 Oh, Calcutta! The Lakers made it 8 in a…
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THE MAGIC HASSLE
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It’s Amazingly Blaine to see, that Orlando has Copped out and Doug a hole, but they aren’t Angels yet — They could still join the exclusive club of 3 teams who have survived a mauling, by pulling a Houdini after getting Lanced in Games 1 & 2 in their own Penn Is the Magic about to disappear? …
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LAKES SHAKE PHOENIX FOUNDATION
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The Suns shoulda Duct: Kobe “Don’t call me Angus” Bryant Jacks up 40 Points and L.O. gets his Grube back with 19 & 19, as L.A. Clips Nemesis Nash’s wings, and Explodes all over the Challenger’s Club, Dismantling them 128-107… But once you Mullet over (if you’re on the Dean’s…
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DIO OR NO DIO
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Dio-A: On a very Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio is reported dead, then alive, then dead, as The Man on the Sivler Mountain is now at Last In Line to Rock Heaven with a little Hell (or vice versa) “The ending is just a beginner…” The End came too soon yesterday, for…