Category: Non-Rivalry News
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HONEY-DRIPPERS
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Honey, What Do You Do For Money — Dip-lomatic Immunity today for the USC Song Girls, who stripped down to bikinis and took a dip to help raise money for physically-challenged student-athletes, including the first one in the 32 years of the Swim With Mike Charity to attend UCLA You COULD say…
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ROYAL ALBERT STALL
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Angels overthrow Royals 5-0 with no help from their new Royalty, as Weaver’s 8 shutout innings and a 5-run 8th overshadow Pujols going 0-for-3 with a Double Play, Pop Out, and Strike Out in his debut as an L.A. Angel The Big A was full for Opening Night, because everyone wanted…
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I NEED A VACATION
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Thanks to Kansas blowing over a dozen dunks and lay-ups, Kentucky wins their 8th NCAA Basketball Championship — until it is vacated for recruiting/academic violations — still short of UCLA by THREE, which is incidentally the same number of Bruins who were named to the Basketball Hall of Fame yesterday…
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NOBUNNY DOES IT BETTER
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Please vote for my friend Caroline for PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door Have you always wanted to support this website without spending a dime? Well, here’s your chance. A good friend of mine is entered in PETA’s contest to select the Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door, and I’d appreciate it greatly…
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KEY(CHAIN) TO VICTORY
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Win one of these UCLA Keychains — Just predict the winner of March Madness, and you could win your choice of these top-quality UCLA keyrings from WholesaleKeychains.com With UCLA not participating in the NCAA Tournament this year, a lot of Bruin fans are barely paying attention. With no vested interest,…
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SILENCE IS GOLDEN
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The silent black & white film “The Artist” wins the golden statuettes for Best Picture, Director, and Actor All is well in my world tonight, as LeBron James’ boneheaded Turnover cost his East team a chance to win the NBA All-Star Game, and then, no totally undeserving and over-rated celebrities won…
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LOVE FROM AFAR
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Long-Distance Romance — Bruin and Pro All-Star Kevin Love conquers all challengers in winning the NBA’s Three-Point Shooting Contest Kevin Love is already known as the Best Rebounder on the Planet. On Saturday, he was also the Best Three-Point Shooter on the Planet. Love beat Kevin Durant and 5 other shooting…
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BARNES IS NOBLE
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Bruin Authors a Storybook Ending — Matt Barnes closes the book on the Mavericks, with his last-minute Offensive Rebound, leading to his two clutch Free Throws, which are all she wrote in the epic 96-91 victory in Dallas, a novel Laker Road win Despite an off-shooting night by Kobe Bryant, the…
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NEW ENGLAND DROPS OUT OF CONTENTION
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New York Falls Into a Championship — Patriots drop 3 passes in crunchtime, allowing the Giants to back into a Title, as Bradshaw scores the game-winning Touchdown with a minute left, by falling into the end zone while trying NOT to score The biggest GIFT to New York since the Statue of Liberty. With…
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GOATS HEAD SOUP-ER BOWL
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Pats and Giants sneak into the big game thanks to two goats: The Raven Kicker who shanks an Overtime-forcing chip shot in the final seconds, and a Niner Returner who coughs up the ball twice, including once in Overtime to set up the game-winning Field Goal Millions of fans in Baltimore…
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