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  • HUSKIES RAISE BRUIN SPIRITS, NON-HUSKIES RAISE EVERYTHING ELSE

    The UConn Huskies beat Kentucky to keep UCLA 3 ahead of the Wildcats in the battle for most NCAA Basketball Championships ever (11-8), 2 days after the not-husky-at-all USC Song Girls raise a million dollars for physically-challenged student-athletes, thereby raising the Spirits of everyone with a heart UConn beat the Con Man, all to the […]

  • DEEP-POCKET POOL PARTY

    The Color of Money, right on Cue — At the 2014 “Swim With Mike” Charity Event, Trojans and friends (and frenemies) Rack Up over one million dollars to fund scholarships for physically challenged athletes, as the 34-year total Breaks FIFTEEN million Minnesota has Minnesota Fats.  Southern Cal has California Sveltes.  On Saturday, the fit and […]

  • Betting tips on the Super Bowl

    Following a long, hard season in the NFL, it has come down to two sides ready to compete with each other for the 2014 Super Bowl. The Denver Broncos will be delighted to have made it to the Super Bowl, having flattered to deceive so often in the past, while the Seattle Seahawks are trying […]

  • VENTURA COUNTY COUNTESS

    VENTURA COUNTY LIKE — Count me in!  Bruin Rowena represented Ventura County this weekend, making the semi-finals in the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA Pageant — Another fine representative of UCLA It’s a small world after all.  While I was in the audience at the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA pageant this weekend, I get a Facebook communication from […]

  • CALIFORNIA HERE YOU COME

    I have a feeling all you out-of-staters are going to move here to California, after viewing these 60 photos from the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA and Miss CaliforniaUSA TEEN pageants California is the land where dreams come true — The land of happy endings, and where I’m going to live happily ever after.  California has it […]

  • SUPER CALI (FRAGILE-LIPSTICK-X-P-ALL-BODACIOUS)

    Spoonful of sugar — “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” is what you say when you don’t know what to say, and seeing (former UCLA Dance Team member) Michelle be so graceful and exquisite in last night’s prelim round of the 2014 Miss CaliforniaUSA pageant left me speechless For the second time in three years, a gorgeous member of the […]

  • GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR HAND IN THE TILLOW

    Former Bruin Cheerleader Katie E. has invented a brilliant new product:  The “Tillow” — It’s a beach towel with built in pillow and pockets — Please check it out and help her realize her dreams! I have been telling you for years that the members of the UCLA Spirit Squad aren’t just a bunch of […]

  • DESIRE TO GO HIGHER? FIRE LIAR MCGWIRE!

    Roid Sage — Dodgers are eliminated from the Postseason as Batting Coach (and lying ex-trojan) Mark McGwire’s Offense totally chokes, mustering just 2 hits, and getting shut out again, in 9-0 Game 6 loss to St. Louis Bad karma, or bad Coaching?  Either way you look at it, a SCumbag ex-trojan doomed the Los Angeles […]

  • PRETTY AND PINK

    The UCLA Spirit Squad sports pink pom poms to support Breast Cancer Awareness — color me aware Many comedians and comedy writers say that anything can be joked about.  Even sickness, death, murder, rape, disabilities, genocide, The Holocaust, assassinations — ANYTHING.  Some people will be offended, but humor is a coping device that can actually […]

  • WAKING THE DEADTIME STORIES

    Scream for me America!  — Here is a 45-second teaser for my new kids’ TV show Deadtime Stories, premiering this Thursday night at 8pm on Nickelodeon, with two new episodes airing every Thursday night this month! Please, please, please watch this video, watch/record the show, and tell people about the show.  You will be helping […]

  • DEADTIME STORIES GOES LIVE!!!

    The Night of the Living Deadtime Stories — The highly-anticipated Kids’ TV Series premieres on Nickelodeon this Thursday, October 3rd at 8pm (5pm on Nickelodeon EAST, so if you have DirecTV, you can watch it before the UCLA game, otherwise, DVR it at 8!!!) Do you love UCLA?  Do you adore the UCLA Cheerleaders?  Do […]

  • FIELD WITH A KISS

    Anaheim Rock City — KISS has Great Expectations for the new “L.A. KISS” Arena Football team that the iconic Hard Rock band is bringing to the O.C. in 2014, but if they don’t want to feel Sweet Pain, they better Shout It Out Loud and offer free Cold Gin if they want fans to Lick […]

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