Category: Non-Rivalry News
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LAKERS OF THE LOST ARC
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Blockbuster Hollywood Comeback is af-Forded to L.A. by the long-awaited return of whip-cracking Second Unit Director Indiana Farmar, who isn’t too Shia to keep Jonesing for doing his own stunts “Truck? What truck?” Who needs Terry Leonard when you’ve got Jordan Farmar? Today is Opening Day for the highly-anticipated 4th Installment of the Indiana…
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FROM LAKE FLACCID TO STIFF COMPETITION
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Seems Lake Old Times — Jazz makes it hard in the end after coming out soft, but Salt-Lakers are impotent to Halt Lakers from limping into the Western Finals for the first time in 4 years Never hire a Kidd to do a Man’s job… especially when you already have Derek Fisher, who…
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GOD’S LITTLE GREEN (L)ACRE
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It’s “lEagle” — Kobe finally snatches much-desired trophy with come-from-behind assault From a Three-peat, to an Eagle, Colorado Witness Stand, to a Jewelry store specializing in trophy-wife-placating boulders, to demanding a one-way ticket out of town, to staying and taking the Lakers to the #1 seed in the Western Conference, to…
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ONE WEEK LEFT ‘TIL MOTHERS DAY
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If you like our Cheerleader Photos, and you want to see more, buy your Mom a t-shirt — Because Camera Batteries cost money We interrupt this veritable parade of Spirit Photos to bring you this BeatSC.com Pledge Break. When you take 1777 photos at an event, you burn up some…
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“DON’T LET THE SUN (DEVILS) GO DOWN ON ME”
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Like a Candle in the Wind, it’s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road for ASU’s Tiny Dancers, whose entire Squad gets cancelled for a year, over tame lingerie photos (I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues) Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say… but if these ASU Cheerleaders — whose non-nude…
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“ARE YOU TRYING TO REDUCE ME, MR. ROBINSON?”
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That’s what The Graduate from UCLA heard from Baseball’s Color Barrier 61 years ago today, and the Sport is Dustin’ off the memories (which should last longer than Plastics) with today’s “Jackie Robinson Day” (celebrating a trend that even trojans wouldn’t Buck) Some things transcend the Hatred of The Rivalry. …
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THE CHALM BEFORE THE STORM: Comeback-culminating Chalmers chuck chases Calipari’s chaotic chokers to O.T., where Kansas tornadoes the Tigers and Chalmer heads prevail
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IllogiCalipari: Memphis Coach, out-Coached by Self, blames self for 75-68 National Championship collapse You know the DVD that chronicles the 2008 Memphis Tigers’ Magical Season, complete with Kevin Love getting posterized in the Final Four? Cancel it. Bruin fans can relax now — The worst moment of Kevin Love’s UCLA career,…
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TEXAS ELECTRIFIES, FENCES LOPEZES OUT, 82-62
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No Amnesty for the Cardinal: Texas Chainsaws the Trees with 20-3 Second-Half Stand-Off, as their Twisters topple the Twin Towers, 82-62 Just when it looked like Stanford had figured out the Longhorns, all Hell broke loose. After trailing by about 6-10 points the whole game, Stanford made a 2nd Half run, by aggressively…
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NINE KNOCKOUTS IN A ROW
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Phil Jackson’s switch in time saves Nine: In for Fish, Farmar seeds Cloud Nine, and Nine-fingered Kobe rains whole Nine yards on Portland, as Lakers’ Gathering Storm has now left Nine straight thunderstruck foes strewn in its path of destruction, and could soon cause a Title Wave in L.A. As the…
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O COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
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HOORAY FOR MOLLIE-WOOD! — Hollywood’s Elite give Coen Brothers multiple Big O’s; Mollie-wood’s Elite give Bruin Brothers multiple Big “Whoa’s” in bang-up pre-game rituals that make the Basketball games almost anticlimactic (and we aren’t faking) Easy, basketball purists, we said “almost.” But if anything could ever steal the thunder of…
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CUANDO CALIENTE GASOL?
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Shaq-Suns not GERMANE after L.A.’s 130-124 VICTORY makes Phoenix gNash their teeth like OSMONDS; Kobe MOONWALKS on the Suns for 41 (26 more than O’Neal), but this momenTITO belongs to Gasol, the THRILLER who’s a Man among Boys, as Lakers get ’em by Six, in the end Just wait until…
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START SPREADIN’ THE NEU’S
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Chow on this, trOJans! Why wait until Football Season? Now is the time to start showing your school pride. Have the faith to make a statement to all the trojans out there, who now realize that they are up against a powerhouse combination of Coaches. As a true blue…