Category: News from the Dark Side
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AYERS TO THE THRONE
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Akeem & Rahim Desecrate Temple: Rahim Moore’s 10th Interception keeps UCLA in the game, and Akeem Ayers’ Interception-TD gives them the game, as the Bruins come back from 14 down to become EagleBank Bowl Champs (31-20), finish the season with a winning record (7-6), and lay claim to the future…
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DON WE NOW O.J. APPAREL… OR NOT
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the shop, not a trojan was stirring to purchase this slop Silent Night indeed. On what should have been one of their busiest nights of the year, in the middle of a mobbed shopping mall right before Christmas, the usc merchandise store…
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LAW & ORDER: SUV
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Will “Rover-gate” finally throw usc to the (NCAA) dogs? After an L.A. Times Reporter allegedly caught Joe McKnight Red-and-Gold-handed repeatedly driving a Marketing guy’s Land Rover, the trojan Tailback denies it, but usc actually contradicts him Who’s lying? A Reporter for the Los Angeles Times? Usc’s Starting Tailback? Usc’s Sports Information Director? They can NOT…
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ONE OF A KAI
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Best Leg(s) in the Nation: Kai Forbath wins Lou Groza Award and joins Brian Price and Rahim Moore on Walter Camp All-American team, giving UCLA three times more honorees than usc UCLA 3, usc 1. That’s the tally for Bruins over trojans on the just-released Walter Camp All-American team. The…
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TROJAN HEADHUNTER PRICED OUT OF THE MARKET
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Dirty rep costs usc’s Taylor Mays the Price War, as he loses the Pac-10 Defensive Player of the Year Award to UCLA’s Brian Price When alleged trojan superstar Taylor Mays announced last year that he would return to usc for one more year, everyone was shocked. He had already proven himself,…
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NAVY SEAL
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From hating Con-dumbs to loving Seamen: Win over Army on Saturday by Navy seals Bruins’ Bowl berth Temple, or The Temple of Doom? It was announced yesterday that the UCLA Bruins were invited to the Eagle Bank Bowl in Washington D.C. to face the Temple Owls. However, there is one catch: If…
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THE MAD BOMBER
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Carroll could’ve used Bomb he detonated last week, as Mike Stoops beats troy stupes 21-17, thanks to late Arizona Bomb and subsequent sc Duds Looks like Pete Carroll’s explosive eruption was a little premature. On Saturday, Pom Pom, Matt Barkley, and the trojans all found out that it’s a little tougher to…
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WHEN WILL LUANN HUMPHREY BOGART THE SPOTLIGHT?
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A Frickin’ Queen: 17 months ago (As Time Goes By) NCAA Rep. Luann Humphrey shocked (SHOCKED) Tim Floyd (“We’re looking at YOU, kid”), and called a Spade a Spade, implying that sc could be headed to The Big Sleep Q: What would Bogey have called it when sc’s BCS Title is…
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ELECTRIC CHAIR-ITY
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Bruins execute themselves with bad execution and 4 Giveaways in 28-7 loss, but continue to close the gap: Despite the gift Turnovers and Prince getting injured, it was still a 1-possession game with 91 seconds to go, AT the Mausoleum It was 14-7, with less than 2 minutes to go, IN…
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TROY CAN’T SURVIVE 55
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Burning Rubbers: While UCLA cruises up North 43-7, sc is roadkill, getting run over by the Trees 55-21, with those double-nickels (skid-)marking the worst Defensive crash and burn in trojan history Cinco-cinco, or sink-o, sink-o? The usc season was just sunk, as Pete Carroll’s formerly-vaunted Defense was dusted for 55…
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JEREMIAH BRINGS JOY TO THE WORLD: SC CROAKS
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Oregon QB Jeremiah Masoli may not be a Bullfrog, but he licks sc, ending the trojans’ hallucinations of a BCS Title, 47-20 The Ducks won’t be the ONLY team leapfrogging usc in the rankings this week. With a completely convincing, 27-point THRASING of usc by the #10 Oregon Ducks, the usc trojans are once…
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CALIFORNIA REAMIN’
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Bruins finally find their air game, AND get their longest TD run in 6 years, but the Defense doesn’t molest anyone until the second half, and Cal takes advantage, 45-26 All the leaves are Brown… And the skies are grey… Or so said the Mamas and the Papas in “California Dreamin’.” …