Category: News from the Dark Side
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U.S.C. YOU IN COURT!
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Tro bono: Ex-trojan Jeff Fisher’s Titans SUE usc and Lane Kiffin for knowingly enticing Kennedy Pola to breach his contract Lane Kiffin: The Gift that keeps on Givin’. Ever since Lane Kiffin was floundering to a 4-12 season with the Oakland Raiders, he has been getting into trouble. Al Davis…
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KIFFIN SUCKS FISHER’S POLA ALL THE WAY TO USC
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“Kiss your Asst. goodbye!” Is that what Lane Kiffin’s voicemail spewed at the Titans’ Head Coach, AFTER Kiffin had already stolen Assistant Kennedy Pola without so much as a heads up? Smokin’ Pola! Who knew that ex-trojan Kennedy Pola would be such a smokin’-hot commodity? How hot? Hot enough to…
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LAKERS CLOSE BARNES DEAL, TROJANS CAN’T CLOSE BARN DOORS
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L.A. gains a Bruin, usc loses two more trojans: Matt Barnes signs with the Purple & Gold while Cardinal & Gold WR’s Carswell and Patterson resign from the “trojan for life” club Despite Jerry Buss’ trojan affiliation, it will still be okay for Bruin fans to root for the Lakers in 2010-11: …
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TROJANS HIT THE HEAD
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After stalling for a while, usc finally cans Mike Garrett, whose cocky stance flushed his Title and his trojans down the troylet; sc will try to wipe away the stain by pinching Pat Haden from the booth to take the throne Even the City Dump has Trash Day. For the cesspool commonly…
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DANCE, RANTS, NO CHANCE TO ADVANCE
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“10”-aisle, Zen-bile, De-nial: Take a Glance at 10 new UCLA Dance pics, seasoned with a light Summer whine and a hard Fall The Hall of Fame photos were nice, but it’s been too long since I’ve shared some “never-before-seen” UCLA Cheer photos, so tonight I am breaking the Streak of bleakness…
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KETCH’ AND RELEASE
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After much Anticipation, and without Relish, the Ketchup & Mustard finally release both their #1 Recruit, and a Tamper-proof Capper of an apology on another meaty matter Seantrel, you are now free to move about the Country. After weeks of speculation, usc has finally granted freedom to their Top recruit,…
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REIGN-BLOW SUSPENDERS
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LenDale White Officially Suspended for Doping, Seantrel Henderson Smartly Suspends HIS Doping, and Todd McNair Permanently Suspended for Duping Operation Dumbo Drop has begun… in triplicate. Three different usc-related Sports Figures have built a bridge of Suspension this week, with an ex-player, a Coach, and maybe the School, all being…
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BAGELS, BUT NO LOCKS
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Smoked: Bruins melt down and get toasted 7-1, as USC Starter Blake Cooper brings the (cream) cheese, to bagel UCLA for 8 innings; But don’t give the ‘Cocks Rings just yet — Game 1 was served up to them on a silver platter Something’s Fishy. Those were NOT the real…
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HOOKED ON A-PPEALING
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From Wheeling, Dealing, and Stealing, to Reeling, Kneeling, and Appealing: The trojans drop to their knees and beg for Mercy, because although they finally accept responsibility for the wrongdoing, they still deny doing anything wrong Is there a ceiling to the squealing about feeling unappealing? The u$c football team is quickly…
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DEALER CHOICE
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Dealer, or no Dealer: Pete Carroll scores ex-trojan Kevin Ellison for the Seahawks, despite Ellison’s recent arrest for Speeding through a School Zone with a bag of 100 Vicodin “Character Counts,” unless you are a trojan. Go ahead — Break the law, do drugs, sell drugs, endanger little kids’ lives……
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CARROLL O’CONNER
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Gee, Our Old LenDale Ran Great: There’s no Stifling Dingbat Conman Pete Carroll, whose Meatheaded denials from the safety of his Seattle Bunker Stretch the limits of believability Pete Carroll is learning that you can’t always have your cake and Edith too. Lear-ing at the NCAA is his Norm, now…