Category: Blue & Gold News
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BLOCK HISTORY MONTH
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It’s a Block thing: To Immovable Object Jonathan Ogden, Retirement is an Irresistible Force, after personally pancaking “Left Tackle” into a big-money NFL glamour position The sun will come out, tomorrow… …because the guy who has been blocking out the Sun — and everything under the Sun — for the last…
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FLYING SASHA CONTAINS BELITTLED GREEN MEN
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The breathtaking Vu is out of this World: (Legal) Alien Sasha Vujacic floats in 20 and takes One Giant Shot for Laker-kind, Celtic Stars are Marooned, and Phil Jackson Phones Home to get NINE points from Bruins to win SIX-point Close Encounter of the Third Game with Brittle Green Men from…
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POWE SMOKERS
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Paulie & the Powe-boys lay down 31 dimes to take Credence from the Lakers’ Record Revival, and take a 2-0 choke-hold on Finals Too LA-git to quit. Sure, the Lakers lost Game 2 in Boston 108-102 to fall behind 0-2 in the Series… but it is the Lakers who carry momentum back to Los…
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LET’S GET IT ON
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Boston Lethal: It’s Showtime again, but if the Lakers are dead to you, you’re Crossing Jordan Coronation or Coroner — Which will be called for after Jordan Farmar and the Los Angeles Lakers renew their long-lost-but-not-deceased Rivalry with the Boston Celtics? Die-hard Bruin fans should be hoping that the Finals Exams done by…
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“All we need is one P.I.N., Rodney!”
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O.J. Mayo will NOT be charged, even if he cashed in on Rodney Guillory’s Sickle Cell Credit Card Another day, another skating trOJan. The California Attorney General announced this week that ex-trojan O.J. Mayo is not a target of their investigation into the fraudulent use of a bogus charity credit…
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UCLAkers vs. SCeltics
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Goin’ a Courtin’: 3 L.A. Bruins and 2 Boston trojans will hit the court to court Rings, while 3 other trojans are going to Court, and could get rung up “Don’t Look Back” might have been one of the rock band Boston’s biggest hits, but it’s hard to NOT look…
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MANY HAPPY RETURNS
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The Returns are (Bru-) In: Farmar’s confidence, Trevor Ariza, and the Showtime dominance have Returned for the Lakers, while Josh Shipp’s Return and J’Mison Morgan have UCLA fans counting on a 4th straight Return to the Final Four As the Memorial Day Weekend rolls along, highlighted by the Return after 18…
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LAKERS OF THE LOST ARC
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Blockbuster Hollywood Comeback is af-Forded to L.A. by the long-awaited return of whip-cracking Second Unit Director Indiana Farmar, who isn’t too Shia to keep Jonesing for doing his own stunts “Truck? What truck?” Who needs Terry Leonard when you’ve got Jordan Farmar? Today is Opening Day for the highly-anticipated 4th Installment of the Indiana…
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THE CLEANING POWER OF RIZA
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A Riza to Celebrate (like a Mob): Zalameda-led Bruins sweep up Cal for landmark NCAA Title in Women’s Tennis, and #102 overall Riza has arrived. UCLA Senior Riza Zalameda just etched her name into the collosal Pantheon of Great Bruin Champions, by leading UCLA to the NCAA Championship in Women’s Tennis…
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LOFA GETS PINCHED
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Tatupu’s reputation is swirling around the bowl, after he becomes the 3rd allegedly wasted-behind-the-wheel ex-trojan in 3 months to get scooped up Another ex-trojan’s sparkling image just got flushed down the Troy-let, when Seattle cops arrested usc Legacy Lofa Tatupu for apparent Drunk Driving. The Police say that Lofa was…
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DON’T BUY SPOILED MAYO NAYS
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O.J. Mayo is jarred by ESPN’s irrefutable proof of illegal benefits (in Hi-Def), but just like Reggie Bush, he STILL just says Nay. O.J. Mayo knows: It takes more than solid physical evidence to convict a blatantly-guilty ex-trojan named O.J. in Los Angeles. And THAT is why Mayo is in…
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NeuTube
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NOW PLAYING (at the Neu-art Theater, Rated NC-17 for language): Wannabe trojans getting cursed out by Pete Carroll’s viral son; COMING SOON (to UCLA, Rated RD-R-R for getting the last laugh): A Blockbuster Cast of Star Recruits from the A List who don’t want to be treated like Extras Is it…