Category: Blue & Gold News

  • BRUINS ROLL THE BONES (THE HARD WAY)

    Pullman Pair-a-dice:  It gets a little dicey, but UCLA is still on a roll in Boxcar Town, as Michael Roll and new shooter Tyler Honeycutt come out hot to lead the bloodied Bruins over Ken Bone’s Cougars for their 17th straight win at Washington State, 71-51 If Ben Howland’s team could be…

  • ALL CHOKED UP OVER LOVE, HOLIDAY

    Valentine’s Day, 2010:  Men shopped and cards were swapped, Nascars stopped and then were topped when All-Stars popped the shots that dropped, but Bruins flopped (‘cuz roster’s chopped and cropped by those who opt to hop) and the attitude was copped Valentine’s Day is always about avoiding potholes, but this year, more than…

  • LITTLE DOUCHE COOP

    And we’ll have FUn, FUn, FUn, now the Bruins put the tro-gals away:  UCLA stuffs a banana in Michael Coop De-vil’s filth-spewing tailpipe, with a Good Vibrations throttling of the southern California Girls Wouldn’t it be nice… …if JUSTICE always came this easily? A month after usc Women’s Basketball Coach…

  • HONEYCUTTS DOWN THE TREES

    Is there nuttin’ Honeycutt can’t do?  Tyler’s near triple-double leads UCLA past Stanford 77-73, and into a tie for First Place in the Pac-10 A Bit o’ Honeycutt was all the Bruins needed this year to turn it around. UCLA is suddenly in 1st Place in the Conference, after many…

  • IT’S IN THE HOLT!

    Par for the Curse:  O’Neill’s bench caddy Stan Holt has “trojan class” going for him (which is nice), and the sc Student Manager proves it in the rough loss to Oregon, by picking up a game-changing T(ee) for aiming coarse language at the Ref Blame it on the Ballboy. USC…

  • REEVES PEEVES BEAVS

    Nelson’s double-double spells trouble for Oregon State, and when his anticlimactic last-second dunk goes down, it leaves the Beavs with a bad taste in their mouths It’s really not his fault — The Bruins don’t have much experience with comfortable leads at the ends of games. As time was running…

  • BRUINS CAN’T GET OVER THE HUMP(HREY)

    Hump Day:  Roll hits a 3 to force Overtime, but Oregon’s Matthew Humphrey hits back-to-back 3’s in O.T. (and 2 Free Throws) to lead the Ducks to a 71-66 victory that sends UCLA back to .500 in the Pac-10 The Bruins’ last 5 minutes EVER in “The Pit” were not…

  • WHOLESALE IS FOR SUCKERS

    10% OFF of Wholesale is what YOU get on these UCLA keychains (and others), when you use the BeatSC code at WholesaleKeychain.com through March “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the Keychain biz.”  That’s what they say, but WholesaleKeychain.com obviously CAN take the heat, and this is how they cope with…

  • LIVE, FROM NEW TORQUE, IT’S SATURDAY MIGHT!

    Weekend Update:  Host Bruins finally get the last laugh on a Saturday, boxing up the Cougars 74-62, just as Howland sketched it up “Lane, you ignorant slut!” While Lane Kiffin of usc is (allegedly) already breaking rules at sc (by sending a Limo to a recruit?), Ben Howland of UCLA…

  • MUSTAFA STUFFS THE RUFFS

    Mush!  Mush!  Mustafa Abdul-Hamid muzzles the Huskies with a buzzer-beating dagger that’s a real tail-wagger Just call him Pauley Abdul.  No matter how you Judge it, former Walk-On Mustafa Abdul-Hamid is like an American Idol winner in Westwood tonight, as his last-second twenty-footer sent the Huskies packing, to Siberia South (Galen, where…

  • CLASS FLIES THE COOP, AS SC’S COOPER STOOPS TO AN ALL-TIME LOW

    Good Coop, Bad Coop:  USC Women’s Basketball Head Coach (and ex-Laker) Michael Cooper celebrates his team’s win over the Bruins at his Press Conference by saying:  “My opening statement is ‘F*ck UCLA!’” Just call me “The Coop Nazi” if you like, but Michael Cooper “needs persecutin’.”  USC should soon be…

  • UCLA SHOULD SELF-IMPOSE SANCTIONS, TOO

    Bruins’ bricks, unforced Turnovers, and slow Defense make sc regret their sanctions even more, in pitiful 67-46 loss Usc now shares second place in the Pac-10, only a half-game out of first.  Too bad it won’t amount to anything. After the trojans blew out UCLA on Saturday, dominating the game in…