Category: Blue & Gold News
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EASY A+
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Head of the Class: It’s okay to wear an “A” on your chest, as long as it’s preceded by “UCL” (and not in scarlet) What is it with Football Reporters (especially on the Internet) and GRADES? Everyone wants to be the Teacher, finally turning the tables, and doling out letter grades to…
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FRANKLIN’S ELECTRICITY SHOCKS UCLA BACK TO LIFE
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Franklin Mint gets bad taste out of Bruin mouths, with 158 yards Rushing and 3 TD’s to Key 31-13 upset of #23 Houston Sorry for the delay, but there was so much celebrating — of Touchdowns, of Interceptions, and of not sucking any more — that it took forever to…
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YOU WANT COUGARS OR CO-EDS?
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With the high-scoring Houston Cougars coming to town, the intercourse should be about Football, but thanks to UCLA’s limp performance so far, the only excitement around here is for the Spirit Squad Norm Chow’s Offense needs a shot of Viagra. And if they sustain a drive for more than 4…
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UCLA McDLT: THE COLD STAY COLD, THE HOT STAY HOT
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The Grimacing Bruin Football team may be frigid as a McBlizzard, but the Spirit Squad is hotter than the Hamburglar’s new iPod You deserve a break today. So here is a second helping of brand new UCLA Cheerleader photos, to take your mind off of what happened in the Rose…
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THE TREE STOOGES
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Worst Episode Ever: Numbskull Bruins are Slapstick Shemps for Stanford in 35-0 Poke in the Eyes Even Curly scored ONCE… when he hid the ball under his jersey. Maybe Norm Chow ought to add that little piece of trickery to his “arsenal,” since nothing else seems to be working. In fact,…
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U-C-L-A-BOR GAIN
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While most of you were sleeping like babies because of the Holiday, Rick Neuheisel was delivering the Nation’s #5 High School QB to UCLA as a much-needed painkiller Bruin fans were blue this week. EXTRA blue. After blowing a chance for a win at Kansas State on Saturday, UCLA had some…
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THE GRIPS OF WRATH
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Not Fonda this not-so-Great Depression: The Bruins can’t GET A GRIP, on several catchable passes, or on the Kansas State Running Backs, whose dust they eat in a 31-22 Road loss When usc gave up 588 yards on Thursday night, they had a good excuse for their bad tackling: Due to Sanctions and limited bodies,…
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CATCHMAKER, CATCHMAKER, CATCH ME A CATCH
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SOME RISE, SOME SIT: Despite Prince and Fauria being out injured and Kai Maiava breaking his ankle on the third play, the Bruins catch 4 Touchdown Passes and the attention of 5,500, as a new Tradition of Big Plays is about to raise the Roof at UCLA Playmakers. It takes Playmakers…
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TROJAN PRETTY-BOYS ARE NOT VIABLE FANTASY OPTIONS
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Put ’em on a calendar, but not on your Fantasy Football team: The experts agree — While Bruin Jones-Drew is a Universal Top 3 pick, ex-trojans Sanchez, Leinart, Bush and the rest are hardly worth drafting Quantity, yes. Quality, no. usc has a ton of players in the NFL right…
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A (MARV)RAY OF SUNSHINE, AND AN OPEN BARR, TOO
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After some gloomy years that could drive you to drinking, a few brights stars emerge who can really light it up, and quench your thirst for big plays Cheers! And Bottoms Up. But instead of drinking to drown your sorrows, we are now toasting in celebration — Because the Bruins may just score some…
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LARMZ’ RULES FOR UCLA FOOTBALL 2010
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Attn: Wives (and friends) of Bruin Fans — The following iron-clad rules were written by a long-time UCLA die-hard, re-printed here for you to master and unflinchingly obey 2010 UCLA Football Schedule & Rules DATE OPPONENT LOCATION TV TIME* Sept 4th Kansas State Manhattan ABC 12:30 pm Sept 11th Stanford Rose…
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Now THAT’S using your ‘Ed
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Heady Howland happily hires historic hero Tyus Edney as UCLA’s new Director of Men’s Basketball Operations Infusing NCAA Championship blood into your Program is usually a smart choice, and that is the choice that UCLA Head Coach Ben Howland has made this week. by adding Bruin Champion Tyus Edney to…