Author: ucladavid
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BYE, BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE
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Just because UCLA had a bye, it doesn’t mean the levy is dry And when the levee breaks… Here we are, just SITTING on all this GOLD, with no Bruin win or trojan loss to celebrate. So, since we don’t really need an excuse, this “post” is ALL about sharing…
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“JUICE CABOOSE-NOOSE, DEUCE,” NOT LOOSE IN VE-GOOSE
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No truce, as Court TV Reporters spruce up with mousse: O.J.’s ass is still in a sling, again, as the trojan hero has been ordered to stand trial in Las Vegas for Armed Robbery and Kidnapping As expected by legal experts but not by us, usc’s Favorite Son O.J. Simpson…
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THAT’S AMORE!
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When ol’ ‘Dino’s in town but can’t knock any down that’s Amore, aka Kevin Love, who leads UCLA to a 35-point Roast of the San Berdoo Coyotes [insert your own “Coyote Ugly” joke here] If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that the coyotes never win. That life lesson held…
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STARCH OF THE PENGUINS
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UCLA’s Emperor Love puts game against Chilly Willies in Fridge and Mata-Real ices it, 83-52 “Penguin” — Great Batman villian, good frozen-lake swimmers, bad frozen yogurt sellers, and even worse frozen-rope shooters. The Youngstown State Penguins laid an egg in Pauley on Monday night, getting blown away by a Bruin team still missing…
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SITE FOR SORE EYES
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Wake up, wake up! You’re having a dream — Karl’s not packing his bags just yet. It’s not fair to blame a guy for an epidemic of injuries… however… The problem is APPEARANCES. If the whole Country thinks that Karl Dorrell is about to be fired, then Karl’s hottest Recruits might be…
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SLATERS OF THE LOST MARK
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Hellacious Kickoff Return TD resurrects Bruins, but Devils suck out UCLA’s soul with tough 24-20 win How mad can you be when your Scout Team comes within a whisker of beating the #9 team in the Country? New QB Osaar Rasshan gave his all, but even his VinceYoung-like scrambling ability couldn’t get…
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BRUINS BEGIN A LOVEDRIVE
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There’s No One Like You…CLA’s Kevin Love, whose Dynamite debut in The Zoo Stings the Vikings, as the Bruins Rock Portland State Like a Hurricane, 69-48 This is not the Los Angeles Times, so don’t expect to see a full recap of every UCLA game this season. But…
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BUSH 86’S WRONG AGENT
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Two days after his wannabe Agent spills Bush’s Baked Beans to the NCAA, Reggie says “Nein, nein!” to his CHIEF Marketing Rep. First it was Vince Young who stole his thunder, now it’s Adrian Peterson. In response to the annointing of Rookie Sensation Adrian Peterson as the new official Media…
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In-line SCating
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Double JeoParty: The Juice oozes back into Court today for the ultimate “do-over,” two days after overflowing Lake spills toxic evidence all over Bush, but hold the celebration — Trojan Tailbacks are harder to bring down OFF the field than on ODE TO O.J. & REGGIE [Emphasis on underlined syllables] If…
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BEST WIZARD PARTY THIS SIDE OF HOGWARTS
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You’re invited, but your trojan friends can’t come In 10 days, there will be another installment of “Woodenstock,” an all-day celebration of the greatest Dynasty in the History of Sports. The best part of all is, you are invited, it’s local, and it’s FREE. A local superfan hosts a recurring…
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BULL VIKE
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YIKES! VIKES’ TYKE STRIKES: Adrian Peterson’s 296-yard gi-Norv-ous performance breaks all-time NFL Rushing Record A couple of years ago, when UCLA whipped Oklahoma in the Rose Bowl, Bruin fans got to see some special College players in Blue and Gold, like Drew Olson, Marcedes Lewis, and Maurice Jones-Drew. But they also got…
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BRING ON ANAHEIM AND CUC…AMONGA!
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UCLA derails AZUSA-Pacific with 111-61 rout, as fans start to board the Love Train The Basketball Bruins opened their Exhibition season last night, with a FIFTY-point thrashing of the Cougars from Azusa-Pacific in Pauley Pavilion. The game marked the debut of last year’s High School Player of the Year, Kevin…