Author: ucladavid
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“DON’T LET THE SUN (DEVILS) GO DOWN ON ME”
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Like a Candle in the Wind, it’s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road for ASU’s Tiny Dancers, whose entire Squad gets cancelled for a year, over tame lingerie photos (I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues) Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say… but if these ASU Cheerleaders — whose non-nude…
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TOTAL RECALL NOT DUE TO VIXEN-FIXIN’
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If the fix has been in, how come this 9-peat has NEVER happened before? In the quasi-classic Sci-Fi film “Total Recall,” Ahhnold’s character selects a woman who is “sleazy and demure.” UCLA Spirit Squad Director Mollie, and her Professional panel of non-partisan Judges, were selecting for something completely different. 32…
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ONLY “CUT” IS CUT TO THE CHACE
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Bruin Spirit Dream Team wins the chase to stay in place, but dispirited Bruin Chace will chase his dream in another place It’s Official: All your favorite (non-graduating) UCLA Spirit Squad members will return for an encore performance that lasts a whole year. All nine members of the World’s Greatest…
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BREAKING NEWS: UCLA DANCE TEAM STAYS INTACT
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The Final List for UCLA’s Spirit Squad is out, and it appears that the Nine Dance Teamers were all invited back Unless there is a duplicate first name and we’re making a terrible mistake, it appears that all nine members of the Dance Team passed the audition to return for…
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DAVON JEFFERSON’S MOVIN’ ON UP (THE PAYSCALE)
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“Weezy Rider” has bigger fish to fry in the kitchen, and troy’s beans got burned on the grill, when they had to find out from the NBA that Jefferson’s finally got a piece of the pie So when a trojan stabs usc in the back, shouldn’t he become a Bruin…
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A GUIDING HAND TO THE PROMISED LAND
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Okay, so it’s not The Bush Push, but it’s definitely a shove in the right direction Everyone is searching for Nirvana, and sometimes, you need a little sherpa-like guidance. And once you have found the proper path, sometimes you still need a little nudge to get you going on your…
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CLOSER — by NINE INCH (thumb)NAILS
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We bring you Closer to God: Why buck a Trent? Here’s another batch of hi-Rez(nor), heavenly, from-the-inside “Closer-Ups” (“Help me — I’ve got no soul to sell.”) Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be, Close to You(CLA). From “Nine Inch Nails” to…
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NEU KIDS ON THE BLOCK PARTY
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The UCLA Spring Scrimmage shows that Neuheisel and Chow are starting the Neu Edition from Menudo, getting In Sync, and turning Boys 2 Men, while searching the Backstreets for more Beasties Rick Neuheisel could make a Root Canal fun. And it’s a good thing for 15,000 Bruin fans that he can. …
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SPRINGTIME FOR ‘HEISEL AND GERMANE-KNEES
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Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and joint the “NotS-C” Party: Concentration at Camp-ending Scrimmage will be trained on Dwindler’s List of Bruin Survivors This week at UCLA is all about Survival. The Spirit Squad Final selections will come out on Wednesday night, and we hope that none of…
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NOT READY FOR “NOT READY FOR PRIMETIME PLAYERS”
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LIVE, FROM NEU-CHOW, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT! (Lite) — ForLORN(E) and injured QB Blues Brothers (It’s Pat and Killer B) know it’ll be CURTINs for the NEWMAN being CHASEd by DeWayne’s World Land Sharks Do you like Defensive struggles? If not, it’s going to be a struggle to be at the Rose…
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ROSE CHARADE, OR ROSE-BUD?
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Has the L.A. Times’ Adam Rose to the Occasion? The trojan who does the Times’ SC and UCLA blogs names Bruins’ Dance Team #1, and also might link our Spirit Audition Pics Perhaps we were a tad hasty when we chastised the Los Angeles Times for letting a trojan run their Bruin…
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THE LAMBORGHINI’S OF LIMBER GENIES
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Get your motor running: The nimble and sporty models who have the power to grant your wildest wishes, stretch it to the Redline Wouldn’t you just love to bottle them up and keep them forever? Well, you can’t get the genies back in their bottles, but maybe Mollie and the Judges can. …