Author: ucladavid

  • THE EAGLE(BANK) HAS LANDED

    Bruins get a Government Bailout:  Thanks to Navy QB Ricky Dobbs, UCLA will immigrate to the District of Columbia for the Eagle Bank Bowl It wasn’t just a game, it was an adventure. UCLA needed heavily-favored Navy to beat Army on Saturday, in order to reach a Bowl Game, but…

  • ONE OF A KAI

    Best Leg(s) in the Nation:  Kai Forbath wins Lou Groza Award and joins Brian Price and Rahim Moore on Walter Camp All-American team, giving UCLA three times more honorees than usc UCLA 3, usc 1. That’s the tally for Bruins over trojans on the just-released Walter Camp All-American team.  The…

  • TROJAN HEADHUNTER PRICED OUT OF THE MARKET

    Dirty rep costs usc’s Taylor Mays the Price War, as he loses the Pac-10 Defensive Player of the Year Award to UCLA’s Brian Price When alleged trojan superstar Taylor Mays announced last year that he would return to usc for one more year, everyone was shocked.  He had already proven himself,…

  • NAVY SEAL

    From hating Con-dumbs to loving Seamen:  Win over Army on Saturday by Navy seals Bruins’ Bowl berth Temple, or The Temple of Doom? It was announced yesterday that the UCLA Bruins were invited to the Eagle Bank Bowl in Washington D.C. to face the Temple Owls.  However, there is one catch:  If…

  • THE MAD BOMBER

    Carroll could’ve used Bomb he detonated last week, as Mike Stoops beats troy stupes 21-17, thanks to late Arizona Bomb and subsequent sc Duds Looks like Pete Carroll’s explosive eruption was a little premature. On Saturday, Pom Pom, Matt Barkley, and the trojans all found out that it’s a little tougher to…

  • WHEN WILL LUANN HUMPHREY BOGART THE SPOTLIGHT?

    A Frickin’ Queen:  17 months ago (As Time Goes By) NCAA Rep. Luann Humphrey shocked (SHOCKED) Tim Floyd (“We’re looking at YOU, kid”), and called a Spade a Spade, implying that sc could be headed to The Big Sleep Q:  What would Bogey have called it when sc’s BCS Title is…

  • GORDON LEAVES UCLA IN A FULL-NELSON

    Bruin Starting Center Drew Gordon is no longer a part of the team, leaving the slot to Freshman Reeves Nelson Ben Howland’s Official announcement was vague;  Insider information was leaked, but still left unanswered questions;  Finally, the Parents spoke out;  now we have one side of the story. According to Drew…

  • ELECTRIC CHAIR-ITY

    Bruins execute themselves with bad execution and 4 Giveaways in 28-7 loss, but continue to close the gap:  Despite the gift Turnovers and Prince getting injured, it was still a 1-possession game with 91 seconds to go, AT the Mausoleum It was 14-7, with less than 2 minutes to go, IN…

  • HAPPY SPANKSGIVING

    Bruin fans should already be thankful, for a better season than last year;  Spanking the stuffing out of those Gutterball Turkeys would just be gravy You know what sucked?  When you would have to go see all your relatives for the big Thanksgiving Day celebration, right after your team had…

  • BURNING DOWN THE HORSE

    Watch out.  You might get what you’re after:  Something’s in the air tonight, as the Bruins want to set Westwood on fire (“Figuratively” says Neuheisel) after a win on Saturday night Remember 13-9?  Remember how you felt that day, and the day after, and the day after that?  A lot…

  • AT 3:45PM, TUNE YOUR RADIO TO 830 AM

    Check out KLAA 830 am at 3:45pm — Trojan-Hater is going LIVE, on the air Turn on your radios, boys and girls.  It’s almost time.  In a few minutes, I will be telling Los Angeles about the best Rivalry in Sports, about the best Spirit Squad in the Nation, and…

  • YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HATE ON — IT’S BEATsc WEEK!!

    No more horsing around:  Rivalry Week starts right now — Because of Turkey Day on Thursday, UCLA’s BeatSC Rally and Bonfire will roast the school of turkeys tonight (Monday night) It’s finally here.  51 weeks of waiting is over.  The Countdown has started for the Kickoff to the annual renewal of the…