Author: ucladavid
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PAC-12 TELLS McDONALD TO TAKE IT ON THE ARCHES
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Trojan 4th-Quarter Pounder gets Deep Fried for trying to Filet a defenseless opponent by Driving Thru him with a late, dirty hit way above the McRibs It’s about time that someone finally spanked T.J. McDonald on his sesame-seed buns. The ketchup & mustard headhunter has recently put the “ass” in “assassin” by showing no remorse for continually…
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WHINED AND FINED
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Lane Kiffin has to cough up $10,000 for repeatedly bitching about how his trojans were victimized by lying referees He could have blamed Curtis McNeal for fumbling away the game-tying Touchdown. He could have blamed T.J. McDonald for the dirty, cheap shot that extended Stanford’s game-tying drive. And he could have…
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TRIPLE RIPPLE
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Good McThings Come in Three’s — Tevin McDonald scoops up 3 Interceptions and Derrick Coleman scores 3 Touchdowns in Bruin upset of Cal, while Tevin’s brother T.J McDonald’s Personal Foul helps usc lose in Triple Overtime to Stanford Everyone knows that the McRib is Back, but did you know that the Bruins are…
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DILLON IS BLOWIN’ IN THE WIND
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Tangled Up In Red — Dillon Baxter’s career is Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door, after he is kicked off the trojan Football team, probably for whining Just Like A Woman Everybody Must Get Stoned, and Dillon Baxter just got stoned, AGAIN, all the way out to Highway 61, as he will…
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FROM WAKE FOREST TO FOREST LAWN
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Demon Deacon defies death in DWI, then decides to transfer to U$C, where the Basketball program was laid to rest decades ago As if there weren’t ENOUGH criminals playing for the trOJans. Just when you thought $C had perfected the art of turning their athletes into lawbreakers, they’ve apparently decided that they…
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REELIN’ IN THE CHEERS
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A Bruin Team Worth Cheering — 6th-Ranked UCLA Women’s Volleyball is almost sent reeling after losing a set to lowly Colorado, but the Steely Bruins avoid a Black Friday by doing the Dirty Work in Set 4 to win the match, and will try to Do It Again on Saturday night vs. Utah They…
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THE PRICE OF FAILURE
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Desert Sin — Sheldon Price returns but fails to help the horrendous UCLA Defense, who deserts Neuheisel in the Desert by giving up 42 First Half points in 48-12 suckfest; The Offense isn’t much better, losing two fumbles and scoring only 1 TD against one of the Nation’s worst units,…
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THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO CHEER IS CHEER ITSELF
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Not to fear — Just because the Bruins didn’t play this past Weekend doesn’t mean I can’t celebrate the UCLA Spirit Squad, whose members are so stunning, they would have made FDR stand up and cheer The UCLA Bruin Football team is about to get some National exposure, whether they want it or not, when…
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CLOSE-UP MAGIC
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Are you ready for some close-ups? — No (wild) child is left behind, as this “All In” 33-photo pictorial features every single female member of the 2011 UCLA Dance Team and Cheer Squad, many in up close and personal head shots Unlike some other “media” sources, I actually try to…
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PRINCE-ABLE OF THE THING
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It’s a matter of Prince-able — After Richard Brehaut’s leg gets fractured, much-maligned Kevin Prince comes in (to a round of boos) and leads UCLA to a thrilling come-from-behind 28-25 victory over WSU, completing two bombs to Nelson Rosario and TD passes to Josh Smith and Shaquelle Evans REDEMPTION. After Kevin Prince…
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BENNIE AND THE JET
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UCLA’s Ben Francisco hits a Rocket, Man, that makes Really Keen Baseball History, and combined with Bruin Chase Utley’s Electric non-Boot, silences the Solid Wall of Sound in St. Louis, and lifts the Phillies to a 2-1 Division Series lead over the Redbirds Never before in the History of Baseball has…
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LUCK BE A GREAT-Y TONIGHT
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Stanford QB Andrew Luck overwhelms UCLA, whose two lost fumbles, two missed PAT’s and too many missed tackles allow the Cardinal to win going away, 45-19 It wasn’t nearly as bad as expected. Yeah, the final margin was bigger than the spread, but the Bruins were actually still in striking distance…