Author: ucladavid
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GOATS HEAD SOUP-ER BOWL
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Pats and Giants sneak into the big game thanks to two goats: The Raven Kicker who shanks an Overtime-forcing chip shot in the final seconds, and a Niner Returner who coughs up the ball twice, including once in Overtime to set up the game-winning Field Goal Millions of fans in Baltimore…
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(CHO)KING OF THE ROAD
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The Ugly Duck Game — Bruins blow 13-point Halftime lead to fall 75-68 in Oregon, their SIXTH STRAIGHT LOSS outside of Los Angeles Apparently, staying in a Holiday Inn Express is NOT making the Bruins experts at Basketball. I actually have no idea which hotel chain has been housing the…
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C-SICK
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Bruins Crash in Corvallis, as Beavs’ Cunningham and Collier Control Contest by Connecting Consistently The cowardly Captain of that Italian Cruise Ship that capsized is being called the Chicken of the Sea. Next time UCLA faces Oregon State, they might be Chicken of the C’s, because they won’t want to see…
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PRAY AWAY THE GALEN
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The Rapture — No Divine Intervention needed, as the Bruins Crucify usc In The Beginning, building an 18-point lead by Halftime, and causing a Mass Exodus of troy Disciples while Smiting the trojans 66-47 in the Galen Center Holy Annihilation! No one ever said that the Galen Center was a College Basketball Cathedral, or, God…
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TEEN AND SYMPATHY
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Miss Orange County is the brand new Miss California Teen USA, just a month after losing her father in a car accident So you say there’s no Justice in the World? Then you weren’t at the McCallum Theater in Palm Desert, California on Sunday afternoon, when Miss Orange County Alexa…
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KARMA FOR THE CATS
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[Updated w/1 correction, 1/8/12] Adding insult to insult of injury — Arizona fans start their “U of A” chant while Tyler Lamb is on the floor writhing in agony, and UCLA makes them regret it with a painful 65-58 beating “Class” was NOT in session on Thursday night at the Honda…
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Goin’ MO-bile
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WHO is the NFL’s Leading Rusher for 2011? UCLA’s Maurice Jones-Drew, that’s WHO — MoJo, who bounces off would-be tacklers like a PINBALL and was a BARGAIN for the Jags, runs like a MAGIC BUS for 169 yards in the finale to lock up the season’s Rushing Title Extra, extra, read all about it…
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YEAR OF THE DARK
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Smear the Year — 2011 comes to a Mercilus end, with UCLA Football choking away a Bowl game to Illinois and UCLA Basketball getting blown out at Cal Good riddance, 2011. Another disastrous 12 months have come and gone for UCLA Football and Basketball, capped off by two of the worst games…