Month: July 2009

  • TROJAN COACHES THROW USC UNDER THE (SHORT) BUS

    Both Pom Pom and Tim-Tim imply that usc gave them special permission to ignore the rules (and common sense) Is this, or is this not, the very DEFINITION of “Lack of Institutional Control?”  Yesterday, usc’s head football coach Pete Carroll AND disgraced former head basketball coach Tim Floyd both came out in the Press…

  • PETE THE CHEAT AT IT AGAIN?

    Another day, another NCAA investigation into usc football — Now Carroll is accused of violating rules about hiring NFL consultants A day without Pom Pom Pete and his band of uber-thugs getting busted is like a day without sunshine.  Luckily, the sun continues to shine brightly in Southern Cal. It…

  • NOTHING TO HIDE

    The NCAA’s investigation of usc’s b.s. continues to stall, thanks to Bush’s payoffs and trojan stonewalling Okay, so does everyone understand?  Go ahead and break every rule you can, and when you get caught (cardinal-)red-handed, just deny everything and buy off harmful witnesses.  THAT, is the usc credo. The NCAA…

  • ONLY THE GOOD DIE (VS) YOUNGS

    Bruin Superstar Elaine Youngs and partner Nicole Branagh take Manhattan Beach Open, against a team made up entirely of Bruins It was inevitable:  At least one Bruin had to go away empty-handed from the Manhattan Beach Open Finals.  The favorites were led by 39-year old legend Elaine “E.Y.” Youngs, who…

  • HI, TROJAN-HATERS

    Introducing the new Trojan-Haters’ MASCOT.  Would you like to take her out for a spin? Unbeknownst to her, this barely legal model has won the Trojan-Haters’ Mascot Contest, and will now start to grace these pages on an ongoing basis.  You think I should tell her?  She was the only…

  • BAN MIXED MARRIAGES!

    Another one bites the dust, as not all Bruin grads make the right decisions Poor kid.  With Tommy trojan for a Dad and a woman with severely questionable taste in men for a Mom, it’s gonna be a tough life.  No kid should have to go through the Hell that is Rivalry Week in a…

  • DOES A BRUIN S*** ON THE WOODS?

    Was accused thug E.J. Woods sent packing by Neuheisel, or did he just realize that he was meant to be a trojan? We’ll never know the real reason, but UCLA Safety E.J. Woods is leaving UCLA.  He is transferring to Santa Monica College for a year, and will then attempt a return…