Introducing the new Trojan-Haters’ MASCOT. Would you like to take her out for a spin?
Unbeknownst to her, this barely legal model has won the Trojan-Haters’ Mascot Contest, and will now start to grace these pages on an ongoing basis. You think I should tell her? She was the only entrant in the contest, but I still think she deserves congratulations. I welcome your COMMENTS, but only positive ones, please.
And if you are interested in meeting or hiring this luscious, pristine, little sweetie, contact me, as I will be representing her. I am withholding her name for now, but just know that she is tiny (like 4’9″, 90lbs), bubbly (like Don Ho but not a ho), and (like Tigger:) fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. The more good feedback I get, the more photos I will post, and yes, there are bikini shots coming down the pipeline.
Please let me know what you think, and, BE NICE. She is my FRIEND!