Month: December 2013
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TONY TURNS THE TIDE
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Parker and Recreation — Tony Parker comes through in the clutch, notching — in crunch time — several Baskets, Rebounds, a Block, and two Free Throws, as UCLA holds off Alabama 75-67 Just when UCLA was becoming known as a donut team — nothing in the middle — Tony Parker…
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GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR HAND IN THE TILLOW
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Former Bruin Cheerleader Katie E. has invented a brilliant new product: The “Tillow” — It’s a beach towel with built in pillow and pockets — Please check it out and help her realize her dreams! I have been telling you for years that the members of the UCLA Spirit Squad…
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POLA DISTRESS
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I see Red people — Mora hires “trojan-for-life” Kennedy Pola(malu) as Bruins’ new Running Back Coach… and just when I thought Mora really “gets it.” Sigh. Well, there it goes. UCLA Head Coach Jim Mora just let all the air out of my bubble of joy. I was riding…
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MORA STANDS PAT…HADEN UP
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You can’t spell “schadenfreude” without “Haden” — Defying the wishes of every trojan (and Husky) including Pat Haden, Jim Mora decides to stay at UCLA, signing a 6-year extension with the Bruins, while the trojans are still stuck with Steve Sarkisian If it was REALLY Pat Haden’s plan to get…
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SARKNADO
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Trojans gobble up leftover turkey — In a move smacking of desperation and an ulterior motive, u$c settles for Steve Sarkisian, hoping to re-capture the “success” of the Pete Carroll Cheating Era and also hoping to induce Jim Mora to bail on UCLA; The dubious move has created a Sharknado-like…
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THE HUNDLEY GAMES II — CATCHING FIRE (AGAIN)
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Hungry Hundley Bruin — In the annual Fight to the Death between UCLA and u$c, Brett Hundley executes the trojans for the second year in a row, running the Bruin Offense with Kat(niss)-like efficiency, throwing for 208 yards and running for 80 yards and 2 TD’s, while the UCLA Defense…