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Archive for January, 2012

  • SHAREWAY TO HEAVEN

    Good dimes, bad dimes, you know we’ve had our share — UCLA’s Season-high 26 Assists give Dazed and Confused Buffaloes No Quarter, as hot-shooting Bruins Ramble On to 77-60 win After two straight Heartbreaker losses, it looked like The Levee Was Going To Break, but now the Bruins have turned the Page, and Planted a seed […]

  • UTES ON THE GROUND

    Drone On:  UCLA overthrows Utah 76-49, without breaking a sweat The Utes of ill-repute need new recruits, or they mey never taste the fruits of victory again. After UCLA’s 76-49 total annihilation of Utah on Thursday night, the only remaining question is, how did Utah win two Pac-12 games?  UCLA started slowly, struggling to acheive an […]

  • GOATS HEAD SOUP-ER BOWL

    Pats and Giants sneak into the big game thanks to two goats:  The Raven Kicker who shanks an Overtime-forcing chip shot in the final seconds, and a Niner Returner who coughs up the ball twice, including once in Overtime to set up the game-winning Field Goal Millions of fans in Baltimore and San Francisco are distraught […]

  • (CHO)KING OF THE ROAD

    The Ugly Duck Game — Bruins blow 13-point Halftime lead to fall 75-68 in Oregon, their SIXTH STRAIGHT LOSS outside of Los Angeles Apparently, staying in a Holiday Inn Express is NOT making the Bruins experts at Basketball.  I actually have no idea which hotel chain has been housing the Bruins when they travel this […]

  • C-SICK

    Bruins Crash in Corvallis, as Beavs’ Cunningham and Collier Control Contest by Connecting Consistently The cowardly Captain of that Italian Cruise Ship that capsized is being called the Chicken of the Sea.  Next time UCLA faces Oregon State, they might be Chicken of the C’s, because they won’t want to see Jared Cunningham and Devon Collier […]

  • PRAY AWAY THE GALEN

    The Rapture — No Divine Intervention needed, as the Bruins Crucify usc In The Beginning, building an 18-point lead by Halftime, and causing a Mass Exodus of troy Disciples while Smiting the trojans 66-47 in the Galen Center Holy Annihilation!  No one ever said that the Galen Center was a College Basketball Cathedral, or, God forbid, a Shrine to the Sport.  […]

  • CALIFORNIA ANGELS, A-OK

    Angels of (Lord Have) Mercy — I don’t want to Harp on it, but when you say Halo to this Heavenly pictorial of Celestial Bodies, it should give you Wings If you were an L.A. Baseball fan in the 70’s, you might remember that the California Angels had a theme song on the radio that went:  […]

  • CONGENIAL HOSPITAL

    Representing Hoag Hospital, Natalie Pack is crowned Miss CaliforniaUSA for 2012;  Katie Wee also succeeds, beating out over 260 contestants to make the Top 20, in her very first Pageant The 2012 Miss CaliforniaUSA Pageant started out on Sunday with the hostess calling out the 20 names — out of nearly 300 contest hopefuls — who […]

  • TEEN AND SYMPATHY

    Miss Orange County is the brand new Miss California Teen USA, just a month after losing her father in a car accident So you say there’s no Justice in the World?  Then you weren’t at the McCallum Theater in Palm Desert, California on Sunday afternoon, when Miss Orange County Alexa Jones won the title of […]

  • THE HEIGHTS OF ECSTASY

      UCLA Spirit icon Katie Wee — aka Miss Hollywood Heights — takes Palm Desert by Storm Former Captain of the Bruin Dance Team Katie Wee always represented UCLA well.  Now, she’s putting Hollywood Heights on the map.  Wearing the sash for that community, Katie took part in her very first pageant on Saturday night, in […]

  • SHAPES OF THINGS TO COME

    Sweet 16 — Here are the first 16 photos from the Miss Teen CaliforniaUSA Preliminaries;  The Miss CaliforniaUSA Prelims are coming next I wish they all could be UCLA Girls — The Miss CaliformiaUSA and Miss Teen CaliforniaUSA Pageants are taking place this weekend in Palm Desert, and because former UCLA Dance Team Captain Katie Wee […]

  • KARMA FOR THE CATS

    [Updated w/1 correction, 1/8/12] Adding insult to insult of injury — Arizona fans start their “U of A” chant while Tyler Lamb is on the floor writhing in agony, and UCLA makes them regret it with a painful 65-58 beating “Class” was NOT in session on Thursday night at the Honda Center, when the Arizona Wildcat […]

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