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Archive for June, 2010

  • SOME IDIOTS STILL DENY THE HOLOCAUST, TOO

    Heritage Hall-ucinations:  Despite the overwhelming evidence, Carroll, like both O.J.’s, still denies wrongdoing;  Meanwhile, Bush is writing a book called “If I Did It,” and Garrett won’t rest until he finds “the REAL violators” On a day where Big Baby Davis was the unexpected hero in the Celtics’  Series-evening Game 4 win over the Lakers, the Big […]

  • GIVE-IT-AWAY, GIVE-IT-AWAY, GIVE-IT-AWAY NOW!

    Red Hot NCAA Peppers U$C with “Chili” New Wave of penalties:  The trojans are Banned from Bowls for 2 years, forced to give up 30 scholarships, and must vacate all their 2004 ill-gotten gains — Now you know what made Carroll “Flea” No one ever said Pete Carroll was stupid.  Arrogant, sleazy, petulant, immature, disingenuous and narcissistic […]

  • DEREK EXPLODES, RUINS C’S; BRUINS CLEAN UP

    After collapse, slick Fish heads off disaster by filling the hole to save the Lakes, while Wooden inspires massive BP (Bruin Pride) to surface, and it caps off the ‘Cats, and floats UCLA Softball to the top Every year, some ungrateful Laker fans complain to Phil Jackson via the Internet and Talk Radio that Derek Fisher is […]

  • RAYGUN LIBRARY

    Not Bedtime for Rondo:  Ray Allen shoots down L.A. with a Finals Record EIGHT Three-point ICBM’s, and Rajon Rondo launches Boston with a Triple-Double and a late Push of The Button, as the Celtics tear down the wall of Home Court Advantage, silence Staples, and book a fifth chapter to this 2010 Series of Star Wars Game […]

  • HEAVEN AND NELL

    For Whom the Nell Tolls:  In order to re-unite with his one true love, John Wooden accepts God’s offer to be Head Coach of Heaven (and St. Peter just learned how to put his socks on correctly) John Wooden:  The Greatest Teacher Who Ever Lived… and there is no Substitute. At 6:45 pm on Friday […]

  • ANOTHER L.A. DRIVE-BY

    Just a flesh wound:  Menacing Lakers protect their turf and gun down Boston 102-89, drawing first blood with through-and-through penetration and bulletproof Gang Defense, but it’s just Game 1, and the armor-Pierced Celtics could retalliate with improved shooting The Celtics brought a knife to a gunfight.  And the Lakers brought Ron Artest.  27 seconds into Game […]

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