LARMZ’ RULES FOR UCLA FOOTBALL 2010

Attn: Wives (and friends) of Bruin Fans — The following iron-clad rules were written by a long-time UCLA die-hard, re-printed here for you to master and unflinchingly obey

 

2010 UCLA Football Schedule & Rules

DATE	OPPONENT	LOCATION	TV	TIME*
Sept 4th	Kansas State	Manhattan	ABC	12:30 pm
Sept 11th	Stanford	Rose Bowl	ESPN	7:30 pm
Sept. 18th	Houston	Rose Bowl	FSN	7:30 pm
Sept. 25th	Texas	Austin	ABC	12:30/5:00
Oct. 2rd	Washington St.	Rose Bowl	Prime Ticket	12:30 pm
Oct. 9th	California	Berkeley
Oct. 21th (Thurs)	Oregon	Eugene	ESPN	6:00 pm
Oct. 30st	Arizona	Rose Bowl
Nov. 6th	Oregon St.	Rose Bowl
Nov. 18th (Thurs)	Washington	Seattle	ESPN	5:00 pm
Nov. 26st (Fri)	Arizona St.	Tempe	FSN	12:30 pm
Dec. 4th	USC	Rose Bowl

*dates are definite.  However, times are tentative and subject to change without prior notice.

HOME GAMES:  Barring an unforeseen bona-fide emergency situation, I will be attending ALL Home Games without limitation and/or exception.  “Bona-fide emergency situation” does NOT include functions such as birthday parties, weddings, religious ceremonies, most funerals, friend’s events, family celebrations, and especially, events that I “really need” to attend or events that I “really should” attend.  I require at least 3.0 hours pre-game time to prepare and 2.0 hours post-game time to return home.

AWAY GAMES:  All away games will be watched on television to the greatest extent possible and my status should be considered “generally unavailable” during those times.  I expressly reserve the right to invite any fellow UCLA fans, sober or unsober, to watch with me.  Snacks will be provided.  If, in my sole discretion, I choose to attend any “function” (see those listed above) during a televised game, I expressly reserve the right to bring a television, handheld or otherwise, or other electronic device to facilitate my unobstructed reception of the game.  I will require 45 minutes pre-gametime to prepare.  Further, I reserve exclusive use of the wireless internet bandwidth during this time as I may be involved in online “game chats” with fellow Bruin fans.

NOTES:  I expressly reserve the following personal rights on game day, home or away:

1.   To check all household DVRs to ensure there is sufficient memory available to record the entire game, and pre- and post-game analysis.  I will not be responsible for any programs I delete in this process.

2.  To watch a recording of the entire game, or any part thereof, at any time, including immediately upon my return home from said game;

3.  To be in any mood that is necessary and appropriate given the outcome of the game, including, but not limited to, ecstatic, joyous, content, frustrated or downright pissed-off; and

4.  To celebrate or commiserate in any way I see fit, including that which may be harmful or detrimental to my own overall health and well-being (but not that of any others, absent willful consent).

 Thank You In Advance For Your Anticipated Cooperation 

(Strict Adherence To This Schedule And The Foregoing Rules Will Be Generously Rewarded)

Larmz’ UCLA RULES 2010

UCLA Football 2010 Rules (in color)

UCLA Rules 2010 (Word)

2010 UCLA Rules (Corel)

 

 

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