CAUGHT REDD-HANDED

Sigh-less — Yet ANOTHER ex-trojan gets busted for cheating, as Redskin Running Back Silas Redd receives a 4-game suspension for SUBSTANCE ABUSE

The beat goes on, and on, and on.  Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the word “trojan” and the word “cheater” are synonymous.  For the umpteenth time, a trojan player gets disgraced, for breaking the rules, to try to gain a competitive edge.  Redd was a rookie last season, but got only 16 carries ALL SEASON!   Apparently frustrated with his inability to get his ass off the bench in Washington, he probably injected that ass with steroids, or took some other performance-enhancing drug.  And of course, because he got his so-called education from the Clown College on Figueroa, he wasn’t bright enough to pull it off without getting nailed.

The list of trojan perpetrators grows so fast, I can’t even keep up with it.  I have a list elsewhere on this site, but I know it is missing a handful of trojan cheaters, because they offend so frequently.  This latest transgression will cost the ex-trojan $120,000.  Of course he won’t miss any playing time, because he will serve the 4-game suspension immediately, WHILE he is on Injured Reserve.  The imminent “excuse” is still forthcoming.  Usually when trojans get caught, they DENY, and claim that they are innocent of all charges.  Redd is sure to say he used some ointment like Ben-Gay, and it must have — without his knowledge — contained a substance on the NFL’s banned list.  Riiiiiiigght… It’s inconceivable that sc’s legacy of cheating and steroid abuse could have trained him that if you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying.

They should drug-test every trojan, before every game.